Is there enough Dudley to go around? Everyone wants to see more Dudley! Time to Restump Podcast Dudley’s disorienting of the Dees.

He’s given us snippets before, thrilled us with his momentary glimpses, he has teased us, leaving us wanting so much more. Saturday night he gave us the extended version, the full feature-length Dudley film.

15 quality touches, 4 tackles, 7 score involvements and 3 goals 1. Personal best numbers every which way you look! What a difference another year of hard work and a second preseason makes. After averaging just under 60% time on ground in 2025, he punched out 80% on Saturday night. 

You couldn’t take your eyes off Izzy, but the background is no place for the Paddy as he put on a pony show of his own. Admittedly it was more of a circus, but didn’t we all ‘roll up, roll up!’

Typically, though, the AFL stooges, who are blatantly showing us they couldn’t run a tap, decided for everyone, Vossy’s antics weren’t a good look and instantly plucked a fine out of thin air to crush his spirit. We’re now truly entrenched in an era in which the eternally offended, self-serving finger waggers hand out fines for mean words and gestures. Rest in peace mental resilience.

If the end game is the sterilisation of the entire industry and the eradication of entertaining character and personality, it’d be the only area in which Andrew Dillon and his cronies are succeeding.

Just as you wonder where Melbourne would be without Max Gawn, I fear Freo’s whereabouts without Alex Pearce. His performance on Saturday was so much more impactful than his 5 touches suggest.

However, it was the defensive collective again with special mention to Karl Worner whose stocks continue to rise. And having Luke Ryan seamlessly slot back in was comforting and stress alleviating. 

Shae Bolton was off the scale in easily his best game in purple, 10 clunking marks from the thundering Treacy train was a night out and Murphy Reid with his 25 and 2 goals… it’s getting a bit monotonous! 

But can we just stop for a moment to marvel at the performance of the debutant and pay credit once again to Wallsy and co? Have we found our small high half forward in the form of Chris Scerri? The speed on that guy! The game was in danger of getting called off for lighting! He’s been on the list five minutes, he leapfrogs higher profile draftees, lands a debut, picks up 20 touches and has Gout Gout watching on saying, “who the f@#k is that guy?” You’ve done it again, Wallsy!

Overall, it was a good win and all you can do is win. We do have a few concerns with Jye’s form and the long-term prospects of Oscar McDonald down back and across the board it wasn’t quite a four-quarter level of performance where I think we’d like to be. But thankfully there is fair bit of polish still in the tin as it needs applying.

We’ve opened the win account, squared the points ledger and gotten the season up and rolling. While some people believe things are better off unsaid, we are not those people. We’ve always said, too much being said is never said enough. Nuff said, in more ways than one! Join us on the pod for more of this type of said idiocy!

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