Everyone is dead so Matt's back and he's in a car and he's also a boy! This week Matt addresses some pressing issues: Is New Zealand real? What's the best TV? What would a superhero who could turn into ice cream truly be capable of? All this and Matt tells the story of the three little pigs. Have you heard it? It's super good.​

In episode 378: We briefly discuss the Tony's, Nikki goes to an adorable beach festival for dogs, and we learn what an escape table is. Also Florida ignores federal gun restrictions because someone forgot their password, a clarinet player has his world destroyed and then things get fucked up, the world gets a Twitter super hero we didn't know we needed, the risks of stock photos and more!

In episode 377: We discuss Matt's horrible fall at a gas station and the hilarity that followed. We also discuss a robot that read Reddit and became insane, a Home Depot employee has a monkey adventure on their break, San Diego tries to stop people from jumping off a bridge by making it look dangerous, a floating bear prank goes horribly wrong and more!

In episode 376: Amber continues to liquidate and Nikki has an awesome adventure scavenging San Francisco that ends in love. Also, a body was found in a creek and an interview leads to an interesting lead, we discuss our favorite possessions, A man takes his favorite possession with him to the grave, and you would do what this horrible neighbor says too.

In episode 375: Matt reviews Hamilton and other musicals. A guy robs a bank and forgets a very important step. A lady tries to get out of a ticket with the worst license. A skeleton is found under an overpass with a few issues, and more!

In episode 374: Nikki nearly isn't let into another country and then has a Friends related meltdown. A guy pranks a company super illegally. A prom comes under fire for endangering a bunch of...everything. A guy takes unnecessarily drastic measures to fill a craving, and more!

We give the results of the 2017-2018 TV Draft, Matt gets pied, and Cody nearly gets in a fight at a theme park. We also discuss the conclusion of a monkey selfie copyright fight, a man tries to take a selfie with an injured bear which ends poorly, and a cocky book series gets into a really stupid legal battle.

In episode 372: Matt develops a way to avoid randos in escape rooms, Amber is alienated from the show for being wrong at food, and we discuss the best and worst food types. Also we talk about a guy who decides to poorly parkour his way out of court, a school decides to track down a serial pooper, a man who was killed by his lawyer has an insane post death story, and more!

In episode 371: Cody's wife is bad at being great at games, Nikki very nearly misses the Avengers due to butter and eggs, and Matt levels up a field trip. We also discuss a man who gave a Maury episode of a test question, an idiot temporarily makes a school unable to be used, a lady is banned from hospitals for an insane reason, and delivering mail is hard work.

In episode 370: We discuss the intricacies of Are You Afraid of the Dark and how messed up Angels in the Outfield was. Additionally, several sign language interpreters seem to be having a hard time interpreting for a very good reason, why you should be careful with what you name your wifi, a teacher cooks his way to some trouble, a terrible terrible zoo dupes some dummies, some baboons Donkey Kong their way to freedom, and more!