Shanon is single...again. She's been OK with it, but after she walked into a closed door in her apartment the other night, she decided that it's maybe time to find her soulmate. Someone to hold ice on her busted lip while she goes back to sleep. Online dating is so popular now. Should she give it a try? Are any of these profile headlines good enough to use? We need your help, Kiddnation.

It's National Teacher Appreciation Week! And Mother's Day is on Sunday. Shanon wants to take the time to read a letter of thanks to all the teachers who inspired her while Dianthe wants to change one big detail about Teacher Appreciation Week.

Dianthe might not have an ounce of DNA in her body. Shanon, on the other hand, has more stuff in her body than she wants. Plus, when is it time to stop telling your kid to "suck it up" and start taking them seriously? Let's discuss.

How do you kill time when you're bored? Maybe you scroll through Facebook or your Instagram feed. Or maybe you've got a favorite time wasting website in your bookmarks? Well, it appears as though Shanon has WAY too much time on her hands and she spends it learning totally useless facts you never knew you needed in your life. Now you've got them. You're welcome!

Shanon is convinced that someone is living in her apartment while she's gone. Like really convinced. Is she crazy or does she make a pretty good case for why she thinks she's got a secret roommate?

Are we born with only so many party hours in our system? Has Dianthe run out of those party hours? She's here for this podcast on the third day of a hangover after the Kellie Rasberry birthday bash of 2018. (Haha Dianthe. You're lame!)

Is it OK to lie to your kid if it means getting out of an all day field trip? Shanon says that it is, but Dianthe is way too honest for that. She'd rather come on the podcast and complain about the commitments of being a mom. Suck it up, buttercup, because your job won't end anytime soon!

They say you can think whatever you want to...just don't share all of those thoughts. Well, apparently Shanon needs someone to pound this idea into her head because she shares some of her recent "not so nice" thoughts in this episode. Do these things make her a horrible person? Decide for yourself.

Have you ever looked back on the stuff you ate as a kid and wondered how you ever put that in your mouth? Dianthe has 3 kids who eat stuff that she would NEVER eat again. Fun Dip anyone? And Shanon might have the palate sophistication of a toddler. We discuss in this episode of SWS.

Oops! Shanon was listening to dirty rap songs on her way to get her car serviced and forgot to disconnect her bluetooth. This led to pure embarrassment. On the up side she's got some awesome new stuff you should add to your workout playlist...at least she does if you have good taste in music (unlike Dianthe).