In this episode, we discuss the 1990 comedy classic, "Joe Versus the Volcano," starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan, and the 1984 cult classic, "The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension," starring Peter Weller, John Lithgow, Ellen Barkin and Jeff Goldblum.

Bring yer watermelons, and steer clear of crooked paths.

In this episode, we discuss the 1986 musical masterpiece, "Little Shop of Horrors," starring Rick Moranis, Ellen Greene and Vincent Gardenia, and the 2012 microbudget drama, "Much Ado About Nothing," starring Alexis Denisof and Amy Acker.

Is it possible that Will Shakespeare and Joss Whedon are the same person? Think about it. Have you ever seen them together in the same place and century? I didn't think so! Also, stay tuned til the end for an exciting announcement... for real this time!

In this episode, we discuss the 2015 sci fi action flick, "Turbo Kid," starring Munro Chambers, Laurence Leboeuf and Michael Ironside, and the 1986... uh... horror film?... sure, whatevs, "Neon Maniacs," starring Clyde (Allan) Hayes, Leilani Sarelle and Donna Locke (where are you?!).

Keep an ear out for this week's magic phrase, "They didn't film that scene." Also, stay til the end for an exciting announcement... of an announcement. It's like a trailer for a trailer, because those are things now.

In this episode, we discuss the 1997 sci fi/horror box office bomb, "Event Horizon," starring Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill, and the 1979 stroll down Memory Lane, "The Muppet Movie," starring Jim Henson and Frank Oz.

We're just jealous, Paul W. S. Anderson. Pay us no mind.

In this episode, we discuss the 1993 hick flick, "Tombstone," starring Kurt Russell, Val Kilmer, Sam Elliot and half of Hollywood, and the 1998 PSA, "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas," starring Johnny Depp, Benicio Del Toro and the other half of Hollywood.

We also argue about adultery because Wyatt Earp was definitely a cheatin'-ass punk.

In this episode, we discuss the 2017 horror film, "The Ritual," starring Rafe Spall and Sam Troughton, and the 1984 kiddie classic, "The NeverEnding Story," starring Noah Hathaway and Barret Oliver.

We'd also like to issue a formal apology to all of our Norwegian and German listeners for our cultural ignorance and all-around general laziness.

In this episode, we discuss the 2001 musical classic, "Moulin Rouge!," starring Nicole Kidman and Ewan McGregor, and the 2014 giallo classic, "The Editor," starring Paz de la Huerta, Udo Kier and basically everyone from Astron-6.

We're finally coming into our own on this episode, guys.

Actually, nevermind. Forget I said that. That sounds really dirty.

In this episode, we discuss the 1986 cult classic, "Night of the Creeps," starring Jason Lively and Tom Atkins, and the 2006 also cult classic, "Fido," starring Billy Connolly and Carrie-Anne Moss.

We also forget Mark Ruffalo's name... because we're dumb.

In this episode, we discuss the 1998 cult classic, "Six-String Samurai," starring Jeffrey Falcon, and the 1985 kiddie classic, "Explorers," starring Ethan Hawke and River Phoenix.

Is this our most awkward episode yet? You be the judge, all of humanity.

In this episode, we discuss the 1982 non-classic, "Trick or Treats," starring Jacqueline Giroux and Peter Jason, and the 1997 actual classic, "The Fifth Element," starring Bruce Willis and Milla Jovovich.

Our podcasting "skills" still deserve air quotes.