BUM BADUM BAM BUM BUM BUM!!!

Hohoho gimme all your memories of sleepless nights and pretend like you've slept well all your life. You get plenty of sleep every night. So why are you so tired? And you'll never remember why. Hohoho

Give me a purpose. I am trapped in an endless void of irony and emotionless pop music with no soul. Free me from this fate. I exist but I soon shall not. Is there a soul to be found in my shell of a being? Show me truth.

Remember, veggie tales does not talk about warfare

Don't grow them anymore. We will find your home and steal all your pokemon cards. Politics amirite

Time to get back into action. Time to get back into talking about fighting games and contemplating the existence of your mom.

We talk about things we don't like. If you get offended, don't because you can like whatever you want. You're just wrong lmao jk luv u.

We talk about a board game we've been playing for a little over a year now. It's been a wild ride and a lot of fun. Listen to us talk about Gloomhaven.

All pelicans are named George.

I died... lmao