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Cool, comfortable and easy-to-wash Huskey-Rustlers are a staple of every grown man's wardrobe. Relaxed fit mens' Huskey-Rustlers are durable enough for active, outdoor play during smoke-breaks, but he can also wear them throughout various office corridors and tight-spaces. They feature a rib-knit stretch waist that can easily be pulled above the stomach and are flexible enough to withstand a three hamburger lunch. Whether your grown-ass-man prefers dark or light washes, Huskey-Rustlers are easy to clean and can be thrown directly at the wife with the rest of his t-shirts, socks and trunks.

Pallet Jacks are a striking tool for any urban man. With their intense warmth and strength, the jacking action is sexy and masculine. Pallet-jacks contain the finest quality fragrance oils and they're long lasting. The bold and confident lifting-strength has an explosive effect. Jack cargo anytime day or night for an adventurous and daring addition to your look. Leave an impression on that special someone with this long-lasting and sensual warehouse tool. It's the perfect productivity-enhancer for hot dates and special events.

There’s nothing more impressive than an inner-child that gleams. Lemon Fresh Pledge improves the appearance of most mental surfaces by removing archaic-wounds and repressed memories and providing a protective, glossy coating without leaving a waxy sense-of-self. It provides a fast, easy shine on multiple personalities, including wood, leather, granite, stainless steel, laminate and quartz. Leave a beautiful shine and a refreshing scent that will illuminate your subconscious and welcome people in.

Who's hangry! YOU, that's who! Sweet-jeebus do we have a delicious snack for you! Both ambiguously flavored, and mysteriously textured, Thickerds will sate your hunger and slake your thirst in a way you never thought possible. Listen now while the Thickerds are fresh and hot, if you try and eat this stuff later it's likely to give you the trotts.

We apologize dear listener, but someone must broach the subject, and why not the Chad's at StupidLand? Children's songs are evil, obscene propaganda, and we've been polluting their minds for generations. Take the patriotic favorite "Yankee Doodle Dandy", innocent enough right? WRONG. Listen as the Chad's break it down, you'll never let your kids listen to this stomach-churning filth again!

Sometimes you just don't feel as fresh as you'd like, we've all been there. It isn't anything to get depressed about, it's 1981, you have options. Just don't ignore the symptoms, talk about them with friends and neighbors, if we cant cant turn to each other for solutions…. uhhh… you know… Irregardless! We're connected by our collective subconscious, common thoughts, memories, and of course, junks. Think about it....

In a StupidLand exclusive, the Chads explore the underground world of black-market mucus, and what it means to you. As uncomfortable subject as this may be, it's important to turn the spotlight in it's direction, otherwise you may inadvertently pollute the mucus. An unpleasant thought, regardless of what you're wearing. You don't want to miss this one folks, what you don't know may not concern you!

Sometimes you cant quite describe your hunger… not in a way that western civilization would understand. The hunger is a bit deeper, gnawing at your sense of self, causing your inner-child to growl a little.

Now, don't get us wrong, we're not advocating the consumption of said corn-wrapped-surprise, just that you should consider the act of consumption, and what it says about you and society in general. How does it make you feel... on the inside?