Cheesecake? Cake? Pie? Wrong.

Dessert rankings descend into chaos.

Greatness. Goodness. Fine-ness?

No pie? A fork, a nap, chaos. How? Thanksgiving takes a strange turn

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You know, I’ve been thinking a lot about late 2024.

That sweet spot between Thanksgiving and Christmas.

Back when the world felt... I don’t know—less fucked?

Like, things weren’t perfect, but there was this weird, fleeting sense that everything was just kind of fine. Or at least less not fine.

These clips? They’re from that time.

Conversations floating around in a simpler, slightly less chaotic universe.

Before headlines like “Canada announces retaliatory tariffs on long-time ally” and “North American companies brace for fallout from Trump tariffs” made you want to hibernate.

Before I realized I could post whatever I wanted without consequences (jury’s still out on that one).

Anyway, here are the UnVolume-able cuts.

Stuff Demetrius thought didn’t belong.

Stuff Kevin probably doesn’t even know exists since he’s balls deep in BlueSky these days.

But I’m here. And so are you. So… let’s get into it.

Feelings get hurt ... twice.

We talk Kevin's recent porn searches, his Ghostbuster's "fame", mentions of his ex wife, and his hot take on colonization.

Valete is back, again, with even MORE nonsense than the last time.

He gives us the top movies that were overlooked by The Academy from last year.

We also discussed the "white-est movie ever made"

Fun was had, laughs were .. well laughed.

We talk galactic debates, emotional roots, and the world of entertainment.

We talk our podcast being labeled as misogynistic, we do not agree.

We explore our personal experiences with dating and family dynamics.

We delve into our love for bands like Phish.

And we get into some food preferences, such as dipping vs drizzling French fries and debating the merits of various cheese combinations.

We talk the ethics of breaking up on special occasions, including the best (and worst) times and places for a breakup.

We touch on the idea of being a "psychopath in training," and the fine line between care and manipulation.

We also discuss self-deprecation, geographical identity, and the unique build of jockeys.

Valete is back.

If you're a fan of nonsense, this is THE episode for you.

We talk Black Panther 2, Avatar 2, and Ferris Bueller 2?

Valete also gives us the run down on his Valentine's Day rituals. Which sometimes includes multiverse travel?

and Happy Valentine's Day.

We talk the loudness of FleshLights.

We talk the world of JC names, James Cameron, Jesus Christ, etc.

We rename strap-ons, and sell them at Dick's Sporting Goods as jockstraps.

Kevin tells a Christmas tree story.

We discuss werewolf lore and get into the choice between becoming a werewolf or a vampire. Also touching on the rules of the them being on other planets with multiple moons and such.