In this podcast we discuss Bethany being a terrible friend, mysterious dumpage, and egg nog. PLEASE SEND US YOUR PICTURES OF DEAD CHRISTMAS TREES AFTER CHRISTMAS. We are compiling the most depressing photo collage ever. Sorry we're a bit late today everybody. Merry nearlychristmas.

Episode 500 and we decided to talk about old media and sausages.

How great are Stew's mates!? More free music! Thanks to our mate Heata.... https://soundcloud.com/heata

Two summer tips for the price of one today.

Is this a thing? Listen and let Stew know. Plus his gift to you (which is actually from Miles)... Christmas music you actually want to listen to: https://www.facebook.com/events/1176199199141452/

Links:

• Rock n Roll Christmas 2016

This episode contains a very important tip pertaining to frolicking.

Today is a bit of a Friday show - we talk about Christmas and car troubles and a racist line from a famous movie. And next week? The summer series starts! And we present Episode 500! Orright!

And thank you so much to our sponsor for this week, Touched On, the tabletop party game we all know and love. Mention us when you back the project and you WILL NOT GET A CAR. But you will get something else very special.

Have good weekends xx

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• Touched On: Touched On is a tabletop party game of accidental fare evasion and undercover inspectors, based on Melbourne’s public transport network.

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Today we discuss pick up lines, zoos and celebrities.

What's in our phones will depress you. For sure. Be warned. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/datablog/ng-interactive/2016/dec/10/do-you-pay-more-tax-than-australias-biggest-companies

Thanks to this week's sponsors, Touched On, the tabletop party game based on Melbourne's public transport system: http://www.touchedon.com (if you sign up, mention that you're stupidly backing them and see what happens. HINT: it might be a little bit magic).

Sponsored By:

• Touched On: Touched On is a tabletop party game of accidental fare evasion and undercover inspectors, based on Melbourne’s public transport network.

Links:

• Do you pay more tax than Australia's biggest companies?

What’s in your phone: https://mic.com/articles/161495/is-time-sending-a-secret-message-with-its-donald-trump-person-of-the-year-cover#.1sq8Ah4Pt

Thanks to this week's sponsors, Touched On, the tabletop party game based on Melbourne's public transport system: http://www.touchedon.com (if you sign up, mention that you're stupidly backing them and see what happens. HINT: it might be a little bit magic).

Sponsored By:

• Touched On: Touched On is a tabletop party game of accidental fare evasion and undercover inspectors, based on Melbourne’s public transport network.

Links:

• What’s in your phone: https://mic.com/articles/161495/is-time-sending-a-secret-message-with-its-donald-trump-person-of-the-year-cover#.1sq8Ah4Pt

Lorin attended Stew’s nightmare on the weekend - a surprise wedding.

Thanks to this week's sponsors, Touched On, the tabletop party game based on Melbourne's public transport system: http://www.touchedon.com (if you sign up, mention that you're stupidly backing them and see what happens. HINT: it might be a little bit magic).

Sponsored By:

• Touched On: Touched On is a tabletop party game of accidental fare evasion and undercover inspectors, based on Melbourne’s public transport network.

Links:

• Touched On -

Today's show includes Stew's parents, a bumper mailbag Monday, our very first mystery, and a Christmas song.

Thanks to this week's sponsors, Touched On, the tabletop party game based on Melbourne's public transport system: http://www.touchedon.com (if you sign up, mention that you're stupidly backing them and see what happens. HINT: it might be a little bit magic).

And to the wonderful Casey Benetto. One thing ain't no mystery: we love our Christmas present. Thank you.

Sponsored By:

• Touched On: Touched On is a tabletop party game of accidental fare evasion and undercover inspectors, based on Melbourne’s public transport network.

Links:

• Touched On, the tabletop party game based on Melbourne's public transport system.