You know how history class was all wars, dates, and powdered wigs?
Yeah. They left something out.
Napoleon’s penis.
That’s not a metaphor. That’s not a bit. That is a documented historical artifact that traveled from a battlefield autopsy to a museum display to — and we cannot stress this enough — under a bed in New Jersey.
Welcome to the weird history podcast episode they absolutely refused to teach in school.
In this episode of the Stupiracy podcast, we take one of the most powerful men in European history and follow the strangest relic trail ever recorded. Because after Napoleon Bonaparte died in exile in 1821, his autopsy allegedly included an extremely personal souvenir removal. And thus began one of the most bizarre history journeys of all time.
But this isn’t just about Napoleon’s penis.
This is about:
- The French Revolution chaos that built him
- The Napoleonic Wars and how they became history gone wrong
- The Louisiana Purchase and why America Venmo’d France
- The invasion of Russia (winter remains undefeated)
- The Battle of Waterloo and the most dramatic ego collapse in Europe
- The origin myth of the Napoleonic complex
It’s crazy true history wrapped inside ridiculous historical facts and delivered like two guys just discovered it five minutes ago.
Because here’s what they don’t tell you in textbooks:
Napoleon wasn’t unusually short for his time.
He crowned himself emperor.
He sold half a continent.
He lost 500,000 troops in Russia.
He lost his empire.
He lost it again.
And then somehow, centuries later, the most talked-about piece of him is Napoleon’s penis.
Passed from doctor to priest.
From priest to collector.
From collector to museum.
From museum to a urologist who literally kept it in a briefcase.
This is weird history at its finest. Not conspiracy fiction. Not folklore. Not internet myth. Just unbelievable historical events that feel made up but aren’t.
If you love:
- bizarre history
- historical oddities
- stupid history tales
- conspiracy comedy
- entertaining history
- history you didn’t learn in school
Then congratulations. You found your weird history podcast.
Stupiracy is where history meets comedy, immediately derails, and then doubles back just enough to remain technically accurate.
And yes — we address the size question. Allegedly an inch and a half in its preserved state. Was that the reason for the Napoleonic complex? We investigate with the maturity level of middle schoolers and the research habits of sleep-deprived grad students.
This is not a documentary.
This is not a lecture.
This is history you can’t unlearn.
This is the Stupiracy podcast.
Now listen carefully.
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Because if Napoleon’s penis can survive 200 years of wars, auctions, priests, and New Jersey humidity, you can survive 12 seconds of leaving a review.
History demands it.
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