I’m genuinely concerned for the youth. If you're 19 and trading box for a McDouble in Cleveland, we have failed as a society and as a nation.

I promise I don't care what you do with your body, but please—have some respect for the game! Men aren't paying full price anymore because everyone is handing it out for free. Honestly, Only gay boys—myself included, unfortunately—would fuck a DL man for zero dollars and get left stranded LOL. It’s tragic.

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Another day, another SUSA HR.

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New Year. New SUSA. We’re starting the year off right with a deep dive into my return to Christianity—Orthodox, of course—and my newfound esoteric understanding of Christ and Christ Consciousness.

This has highkey been all I can think about when it comes to understanding reality and our perception of it. It’s FANTASTIC. Things get pretty deep before I switch gears to talk about femboys and creaming (WHICH IS NOT REAL).

It’s an amazing episode.

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Woah... Y'all really have a lot going on and I'm like????

Am I contributing to your nihilism?

Subtle Urban Nihilistic Appeal: SUNA

LOLOLOLOLOL.

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Happy New Year, and happy TWO YEARS of Subtle Urban Sex Appeal.

In this episode, Malik is getting into the politics and malevolence of The Queen of Rap: Onika Tanya Maraj Petty. He discusses her recent appearance at TPUSA's 'America Fest' alongside E*ika K*rk, and the many antisocial and horrific allegations levied against her.

Of course, the convo segues into consciousness theories around soul and our experience, existence, and future (or not) on this living planet—closing with some thoughts on Timothee Chalamet + HBA.

Enjoy!

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LOL, you guys are always going through something. So glad that mothers, rappers, and wives listen to this pod. Y'all are the wind beneath my wings.

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What would you do if your son was at home, crying all alone (on the bedroom floor) cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to work extra hours at the job you aren't contractually obligated to in hopes to get a year end bonus that your male coworker keeps getting over you... uh ohhhhhhhh

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Malik looks back at the "Quarter Zip" trend...

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2025 gave us some of the best music and film we’ve seen in the past 5-years. It feels like the post-pandemic fog is finally lifting — people are creating from a place of clarity, imagination, and forward momentum again. The work this year felt less shaped by crisis and more by introspection, curiosity, and a sense of what’s possible.

What stood out for you all? What did you love this year?

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