This episode is so special to me! It's with great pleasure and privilege that I introduce you to my good sis Alicia (whom most of you will know by her previous artist moniker softxshug).

As y'all know, I've been SUPER into vedic astrology AKA Jyotish, all thanks to Alicia. We get into the mix a bit, covering the sign of Jyestha and it's different incarnations followed by a lovely dermatological chat where we compare the efficacies of different soaps, acids, and lasers.

Technical difficulties notwithstanding, I'm so excited to share this with you. You can find Alicia on X @Purnimashira!

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I love the song 'She's Not Me' by Madonna.

I love Madonna period, actually. I think that if everyone listened to more Madonna there would be less interpersonal conflict and strife.

I'm vibing though.

Never let a bitch pimp your style, chile.

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Y'all asked for it so here it is, a deeper dive into the manifestation convo we've been having on tiktok and discord. I don't think that every manifestation/timeline-shift influencer/guru is full of shit, I just think they could do a much better job of explaining the psychological preparation it takes to successfully manifest. What works for you, won't necessarily work for me, and thats ok. Madonna does a really good job of showing and telling, instead of just talking at the audience, I can't wait for her album next month.

We also get into Pride month, and the casual homophobia I've been seeing from a lot of hetero-women (for the entertainment of hetero-men at that!) and how it's no better than the hipster racism of the mid 2010's. Very boring actually.

Finally we conclude with a breakdown of Minaj's appearance on the Bryce Crawford show.

Enjoy <3

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BIG BLACK GREASY... I'm glad I'm not the only one who's fallen for it.

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So excited to share this AMAZING convo I had with my good sis Lindsey B! It's nice to chat with someone who understands the language, and can navigate the more plutonian frequencies of this world with a good sense of humor.

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• + check out this NY Post post to learn more about the Frida Baby scandal.

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What's actually going on at these universities babe?

Rats + roaches + doodoo brown water, goodness gracious!

Also! Don't be scared to define the relationship, that's how you know you have one!

XXX

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It's exhausting, aren't y'all exhausted... 

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Sometimes you just wanna stay home, rub one out, and watch netflix... but it can’t be that every night...

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It's always an open relationship making y'all sad week after week after week. The people of the outside will never keep their legs closed to married men, so you MUST keep your man closed off from them (if it means the difference between them getting the dickings vs. you).

Also... Christian kids are weird and writing scripture in chalk on the sidewalk is weird... Nobody else does that lol.

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OFFICIALLY A DUAL CITIZEN. DONALD TRUMP WAAN ME GO HOME

[Verse 2: Nicki Minaj]

I got all these dope dealers serving

Cut the work up, they surgeons

I don't want y'all bitches 'round me

Whack bitches make me curve 'em

Imported rug, that's Persian

One wheel up and we swervin'

Wetter than a lake, that's Ricki!

Pop pussy like she Nicki

She want me cause she see me in that Aventador

Pull up on the curb so crazy, I done bent the door

Bad bitch wanna borrow it, I lent it to her

Make her bust that pussy open in Singapore

30 million though, Forbes list

Out in Philly in a condo, boss shit

Now they call me Young Oprah; Harpo

In the pool rockin' polo, Marco

Millionaires, never do leers

No, they can't see me, they're never my peers

Fruits of my labor, go get me my pears

Cause you're outta your element; I am your fear

So go get off my testicle, pardon my decimal, bitch!

Check up my resumé, I'm upper echelon rich

Them bikes is out and we throwing 'em up like we sick

My clothing line is out in them stores and I'm sipping a Myx, bitch!

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