Subway Series: Uncle Train & the Big Dog

Where have these schmucks been? Great question! Probably too busy taking dooks in the seats of their pantaloons! But regardless, they’re back to spread the good word of NY baseball. You know it, you love it - we’re talkin’ Mets, we’re talking’ Yankees, and we’re talkin’ Freshly Baked Dookie Takes (exposing our own dogshit predictions from Spring Training). C’mo boi! All aboard for some good ole fashioned family fun!

02:27 - Mets...

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27:24 - Yankees...

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49:01 - Freshly Baked Dookie Takes

Baseball is back and —just like the Hess truck— it’s better than ever! Join us on this magical journey as the schmuck putzes from NY discuss the upcoming seasons for the Mets & Yankees. Indulge your ears in the beloved, fan-favorite segment, “Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick?” where we make some arguably bold, arguably stupid predictions for the year. Oh, sweet pea, c'mon and dance with me.

02:36 - Mets...

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19:45 - Yankees...

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45:38 - Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick / Preseason Picks...

Ladies & gents, boys & girls, THE BOYS are back in town. Actually, they are most certainly NOT back in town. Uncle Train relocated to Chicago, the Big Dog temporarily migrated to Nashville, and Matt from Hoboken... well, he's still in Hoboken and you bet your sweet buns that he's still reluctant to joking. Nonetheless, your least favorite schmucks are back to chatting Mets, Yanks, and everything under the baseball sun. While there may be a lack of baseball news due to the lockout (which we all agree is big shtank), there's still plenty of banter to go around! So saddle up as we pose this simple question: Whaddya say now, boi?!?

02:10 - Mets... 

25:45 - Ad (Peloton #1)... 

26:56 - Yankees... 

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46:49 - Quick Predict Picks... 

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Yanks are gigantic steamin' piles of DOOK soaking in the TB, while the Metropolitans stand atop their division! The two schmuck putzes (and a Hoboken man with zero tolerance for joking) discuss how the teams from the Big Apple are holding up thus far, one month into the 2021 season. Then, we throw it back to a classic Subway Series segment, "Who the Fuck Is That?!"  C'moooon boi, whadya say now boi... what, do you, say now, boi.

02:43 - Mets ... 

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30:19 - Yanks ... 

52:01 - Ad (Geico and/or Tag Team) ... 

53:41 - Who the Fuck is That?! ...

Ladies & gents, you already know what it is! Trump is officially out of the White House, Covid vaccines are officially being distributed, and the MLB offseason is officially underway! Recently it seems like there has been some big shit poppin' (and lil' shit stoppin') in both Queens and the Bronx, and you bet your sweet buns the boys are here to discuss it. Let's also take a trip down memory lane and bring back the fan-favorite segment, "Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick?" where we debate some hypotheticals as we look towards the 2021 season.

03:48 - Mets ...

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29:59 - Yankees ...

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49:50 - Realistic or Real Big Doody Stick? ...

Hope everyone is all relaxed, repented, and ready for the 2020 Covid-Shortened MLB Postseason!  It's playoff baseball once again ladies & gents, and boy howdy are we ready to rock 'n' roll!  The schmuck putz boys of New York discuss all 8 matchups between the 16 teams who've made it to the dance, and give a few predictaroonies.

03:14 - AL Wild Card ...

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37:06 - NL Wild Card ...

Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, Shanah Tovah to our fellow members of the tribe.  New York's finest schmucks are back and better than ever (akin to the Hess Truck), and they're talking Mets and Yankees baseball, because what could possibly be better than that?  The Mets schtank the big farts (as of course is tradition), the Yanks are ready for the postseason (as of course is tradition), and the dooks are getting steamy as we approach the awards for the 2020 MLB season.

03:58 - Yankees ...

27:55 - Ad (Sockem Boppers) ...

32:47 - Mets ...

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57:07 - 2020 MLB Awards (Dookietown USA) ...

C'mon boi, whaddya say now boi... what. do you. say now. boi.   Brodie Van Wagenen is continuing his Mets Farm System Sweepstakes Giveaway to the rest of the league, the Yanks are injury-riddled but still battling the Rays for the top of the AL East, and there were a few little "Dookie Dealios" that occurred at the COVID-Shortened-Season Trade Deadline.   But have no fear, ladies & gents!  You're gonna hear all about on this week's episode, and you are undoubtedly gonna have to suck it!

05:13 - Mets ...

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30:33 - Yankees ...

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54:33 - Dookie Dealios ...

Ladies & gentlemen, boys & girls, some microphone troubles this week so apologies if volume ain't great, but you know what they say: "You absolutely have to suck it!"  Typical Mets/Yanks banter, followed by a brand new segment "AskJeeves Mailbag" where we take some question from our award-winning listeners, and provide raw, unadulterated, unedited responses.

05:52 - Yankees ...

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31:08 - Mets ...

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57:31 - AskJeeves Mailbag ...

Holy crappin' shit!  The boys are back and they're better than ever, it's Christmas this year, the shortened MLB COVID 60-game season's here!  The schmuck putz gentlemen of New York's Upper East Side are serving up your favorite Mets/Yanks banter, as well as a new segment titled "C'mon Boi!!!" where they discuss a few random, wacky things happening around the league, for which ya just gotta say "c'monnnn boi!"

02:48 - Mets ...

26:33 - Ad (Stanley Steamer) ...

30:12 - Yankees ...

47:41 - Ad (Chili's Baby Back Ribs) ...

51:42 - C'MON BOI ...