Subway Series: Uncle Train & the Big Dog

Buckle up, baby, because we're back with the hottest Mets & Yanks banter on this side of the Hudson!  We're talkin' Mets, we're talkin' Yankees, and we're talkin' 2020 shortened MLB season in a 60-game smackdown.  Bringing fan-favorite "Matt from Hoboken" back into the studio for some quality baseball commentary this time around, so prepare yourselves for a wild episode!

03:10 - Mets ...

29:14 - Ad (Toys R Us) ...

31:46 - Yankees ...

51:12 - Ad (Education Connection) ...

55:10 - Awards Predictions ...

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls... your favorite schmucks have returned to give the people what they want: BASEBALL BANTER.  "But Uncle Train & Señor Big Dog, there is no baseball."  Boy howdy, my friends, we are well aware!  But we've got plenty to discuss about the shtanky shtanky poo poo owners versus the players!

04:01 - Dookie Pot Pie (hint: the Owners SHTANK!) ...

24:13 - Ad (Frosted Flakes) ...

26:21 - MLB Quarantine Buddies ...

Ladies and gentlemen, New York's finest schmucks are back after a brief hiatus, and they're digging into the scandal of the Houston Trashtro's and how their entire franchise is now an absolutely massive dookie cake full of lies.  Special guest appearance by Rocky, dog of the Human Boob.

02:55 - José Alpoope & the Houston Piles of Dook ...

26:46 - Ad (Pepto Bismol) ...

29:50 - José Alpoope & the Houston Piles of Dook (continued) ...

On this week’s episode, Tío Train y el Perro Grande provide your regularly scheduled Mets & Yanks programming, and then a nice little segment titled "KershAW BROTHER, THIS GUY SHTANKS!" where they highlight all of the tasty series of the postseason (except the Yanks series which shtunk the farts).  They also performed this week's episode in front of a live studio audience, our good pals the Baloneyman & the Human Boob.

02:02 - Mets ...

21:37 - Ad (Modell's) ...

23:32 - Yankees ...

37:06 - Ad (Farmers Insurance) ...

38:55 - KershAW BROTHER, THIS GUY SHTANKS! ...

On this week’s episode, Murray Hill's most eligible schmucks dish out some Mets & Yankees banter on a silver platter (Metsies still fighting for that WC spot, as the Yanks take monster dooks on the AL East),  and then treat the listeners to a segment called "September Storylines," in which there are some quality notes on the batting title race, as well as a shoutout to Justin Verlander and his legendary season.

02:18 - Mets ...

18:22 - Ad (Baby Bottle Pop) ...

21:11 - Yankees ...

34:27 - Ad (Pizza Bagels) ...

37:27 - September Storylines ...

On this week’s episode, the Kings of Dook provide everyone's favorite Mets/Yanks banter in a particularly eventful week as the Mets are dropping absolute doodycakes on some below .500 teams (launching them half a game back in the Wild Card), and then delve into "October Contenders & Real Big Pretenders" where they explain which teams are legitimate contenders, and which just don't have the strength to make it to the Big Dance.

02:26 - Mets ... 

20:29 - Ad (Burger King) ... 

22:07 - Yankees ... 

36:53 - Ad (Killer Tofu) ... 

38:12 - October Contenders and Real Big Pretenders ...

On this week’s episode, the sacks of dook dish out some friendly Mets/Yanks banter, how the Yanks are bonafide studs and the Mets suck absolute dookiecake, and mosey into a segment called "Buyers, Sellers, or Big Doody Smellers?" where teams around the MLB are expected to buy big, sell talent, or stink absolute farts and make horrible organizational decisions. Suck it? I think ya just might!

03:20 - Yankees ... 

13:27 - Ad (Wonderball) ... 

15:01 - Mets ... 

25:51 - Ad (State Farm) ... 

28:25 - Buyers, Sellers, or Big Doody Smellers? ...

On this week’s episode, the boychies bander our favorite New Amsterdam baseball teams (Spoiler: one stinks dook & the other rakes dongs) and discuss some interesting potential trade deadline moves. You're gonna absolutely suck it on this one, folks!

02:07 - Mets ... 

18:08 - Ad (Klondike Bar) ... 

19:59 - Yankees ... 

32:34 - Ad (Curry Honda) ... 

34:22 - Trade Deadline Pre-Previews ...

On this week’s episode, the two sacks of dook chime in on the Keuchel & Kimbrel signings, who will likely go out to din for some nice porterhouses following their big ole paychecks, and highlight their way-too-early picks for the All-Star game. Gotta love it, hate to see it, absolutely have to suck it.

02:22 - Mets ... 

15:41 - Ad (Oscar Meyer) ... 

18:00 - Yankees ... 

32:05 - Ad (Meow Mix) ... 

34:00 - Keuchy/Kim Out to Din ... 

42:20 - Ad (Folgers Coffee) ... 

44:32 - All-Star Picks

On this week’s episode, the two bums get a surprise with an angry caller, Frat Olton (who turns out to be a pretty good guy; not angry at all), who comes into the studio to join the baseball banter train.  Plus, a new segment called “Who the Fuck Is That?”

01:41 - Mets

13:14 - Ad (Hess Truck)

14:53 - Yankees

28:40 - Ad (KitKat)

30:13 - Who the Fuck Is That?

41:35 - Knights of the Roundtable