It’s an episode of victories and defeats. Jessica attempts to reconstruct the life of Egypt’s last queen, Cleopatra, as she gains, loses, reestablishes, almost loses again, and builds up her kingdom. Travel with us up the Nile as we explore ancient artifacts such as swag bags, vibrators, and the Little Caesar’s pizza chain. Get off at propaganda station as we attempt to deconstruct the outright misogyny of Cleopatra’s contemporaries and the tales of seduction and manipulation by later historians. Oh, and pack a snack, it’s a long one.