On today's episode, listen to some #lifeupdates as Madam Gullickson and COVID-free Lauren indulge you in some classic midwestern folk humor, an interesting talk focused on tattoos, a failed podcast segment, and Sarah has an identity crisis, allthewhile speaking very poor and incoherent English from all parties. 

Sarah is moved in and officially a college student (!!!!), but that doesn't mean this episode is anything less than perfect. Get your weekly update on Harold, listen to Lauren recap her eventful Labor Day weekend, learn what a "warm microwave" is, and at the end of the episode,  get to know everything you could ever want to know about the girls as we slightly overshare in a super deep Q&A.

Sarah is back (minus four wisdom teeth) and better than ever! The girls analyze the recent podcast beef/claims, officially declare themselves professional podcasters, catch up on their weeks, discuss superpowers, irrational fears, and at the very end of the episode, Sarah and Lauren expose their inner theatre geeks by totally nerding out about Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber's musicals. 

In today's episode, we listen to Lauren, as she has a spirited one-sided debate about fruit washing and illness, we reminisce on high school memories, entertain a surprisingly deep talk about time travel, and once again, roast Molly Krueger and the Sam Peter's Audio Log Podcast. 

On our first (official) episode of the podcast, Sarah reviews Lauren's iced beverage from Caribou (which Sarah will continue to swish around throughout the pod, *apologies*), the girls talk about their summer jobs, lament on the Cars franchise along with other popular Pixar films, Sarah is challenged as her pop culture knowledge is put to the ultimate test, and we relentlessly roast Molly Krueger. 

*Disclaimer: This podcast episode was recorded on November 7th, 2019

**We apologize for the garbage audio: this was recorded on a bus with Lauren's (now deceased) Chromebook. 

Enjoy Sarah and Lauren's first podcast episode as they travel on a bus with their choir to get to Fond Du Lac, WI. Listen to their sleep-deprived conversations about weddings, airplanes, sports, The Prince of Egypt, and much more, while constantly being rudely interrupted by their friends.