Journey may not be your favorite band, but you're wrong. And Radiohead may not tickle your fancy, but if you don't like them, you honestly shouldn't be a musician. Just sayin. you. aRE. WRONG! Grandpa Kuglin would've probably kicked your ass in the 50's. Then he would've hugged ya like you've never been hugged, and he'd send ya on your way. CALIFORNEEE-WAY!

BRUCE HORNSBY IS A GOLDEN GOD! FIGHT ME BRO! Bunch of CD buying troglodytes. Speaking of, any of you sultans fans have/and or are willing to sell a decently dope CD tower? Hit me up at 1-800-SEX-GAWD. Wonder if that number actually exists? Call it. CALL IT!

JUST. STRAIGHT. GOOD. TUNES. BRAH. SHAKA!

SLUGS! Everything coming up slugs. Just nothing but conversations about slugs. And let me tell ya, there's a lot of meat on that spare rib!

"HERE I AM!" ...you ever hear that one? Lotta Luke Bryant talk here. American Idol fan-boys. Fiddle farkin around. Video game music and sitch. THE musical satisfaction of David Bazan, like how the kids like watching the DVD sign hitting the corner perfectly! uggggggghhhhhh...

The Sultan's GO TO THE MOVIES! Weird trump beating scenarios. Fred durst wanna-be's. Scripted shows and bummer yelp reviews. RAWK!

THERE IS NO ELITE! Is that a better lyric than, "Mute this tumor?" Bully's can suck a chode-y donkey shlongs. Have fun in prison Derrick Chauvin. I hope you never get out, hooah?

Back in the saddle with THE coze-away, Josiah Norton.

Drinking at work like Don Draper. But why stop there? Why not DO HEROIN AT WORK!? RIGHT!? Todays episode brought to you with the special help of Josiah Norton. Illustrator, Animator, graphic artist and resident smart ass.

Ryan's Sauced!

Whole lotta gripes. A couple serial gripe-ists. Followed by 50 DAMN MINUTES ON KARAOKE. Thats right, KARAOKE. Might want to skip this one. Dr. Peppers too rich for my blood. Just give me a Faygo like a friggin' juggalo. ICP FOR LIFE!