DECAF RYAN! Jesus dude, let the guy talk! Ryan and special guest Jerome Myer's, banter about D&D, Gen-X, Drunken elves and 90's Bangers! GET STUFFED! Try not to nod off to this 2-hour SNOOZE-FEST-DOOOOOOUUUD!

The one and only Josiah Norton ladies and gents! The creator of our logo stops by and talks shop. And, with Nate being MIA, two sad boys attempt to stay the course! SOOOOOO MUCH DORK SPEAK! It cannot be contained! So "RELEASE THA RIVAH," and hold on little hobbits! The slap-a-train-a-comin-tru! CHOO CHOO!

Making up for lost time. Figured we'd play a little catch up on account of being tardy on episodes. So you get two in a day! BE HAPPY! ITS THE HOLIDAYS! Geez. Zero zazz today. Ryan gets to chat with Nates wife wags on her and ty's Bachelor Bracket. skip this one DOOD. It be lame.

WHOLE LOTTA HOOBA-STINK UP IN THIS PIECE! Our one follower gets an update on our main dude, Susan Boyle. (fyi, she's still kickin' ass!). Our uncle asks us our favorite band. Emo kid's wet dreams, Christmas shopping ideas, tits, ass and greek mythology! NO BITCHIN IN THIS KITCHEN! HUZZAH!

*Double Feature*

This ones for the LAYYYYY-DIIIEEEEES! Or, as Nate pointed out, by the ladies. Nate doesn't understand shit talking or team sports. Ryan bashes

"the Algorithm." Making music videos with your ex girlfriend's and spooky sorceresses! THATS ART! (imagine a fart noise as you read that.)

Man, nobody can make a modern Christmas album anymore! While you were sleeping, we were dicking around on here. Talkin' bout Michael Bubble, MACA, being elbow deep in deer guts and Sandy Bullock! But don't fall in love! She's one in a million girls. No more rooting for the protagonist anymore alright? ALRIGHT!? And for the love of god! Can somebody tell me what "eponymous" is? Thanks! Cheers!

Snooze-ville on the opening takes with this one. Talkin' about da deer camp eh!? Relationship advice, and boomer bashin' ensues. Ryan and Nate come in with some heat as they elect two Big Boy schlapps! Put on the lard and onions honey, I'm gonna gut you a buck!

Bathman and Robe-in strike again! And we're back to slappin! Battle Toads, Dudes Dudes, Prince throw away songs and Paul Dano. Ryan jerks himself off for a spell. And also, when I say "with my dick in my hand," I didn't LITERALLY have my dick in my hand! ITS AN EXPRESSION KAREN! GAWD!

*REVENGE OF THE STINKERS*

A rip roaring raunchy steaming pile of stink is slowly drifting through the air. The dynamic duo have had enough of slap! Bring on the crud! Ryan ruins Nates day with his third pick, yes THIRD! We go through a ton of tunes in this one! And, It's just a boat load of shit! "Elvis needs boats! Elvis needs boats!"

NOW YOU'RE MESSING WITH A SON OF A BITCH! Nothing a little hair of the dog can't fix in this grand circus of a shit show! Ryan's sober, I know. Yuuuge improvement! Seriously, the way they've been acting really salts my rind! If you catch my flow!? Busta rhymes bout to break all y'all's freakin' necks! Ya heard?