Holy Moly Ryans TOO SAUCED TO PODCAST! Nate holds the team together as they trudge through the mire that is Ryans slag-mouthed stammering. Gold medal goes to whoever actually listens to Ryan's rundown of the lyrics to crystal ball. SOBER UP YOU DRUNKEN WHORE!

MEG MYERS IS A GOLDEN GOD! Ryan literally looses his marbles at the exceptional slaptitude of Meg Myer's song "Numb." Nate scolds him on his drunken D&D ways. Velvety tones of WE ARE KING. Its like Musical Baklava. Its So FUCKIN RICH! UHHHHH!

Idles new record, cockney accents and Ryans mind hole exploding. This just in from Nates cool guy corner, this episode bangs duhd.

Kind of a somber one. I love you Grandma.

Super market dad jams. Pensilvania trash people. And another visit to Ryan's shame shack! The ones that are still doin' it, are the ones that are still doin' it. Peer pressure much encouraged. It'd be cooler if you did.

Viagra Boys! Weird convos on this one about sex cults in the basements. Wives finding out. Its a nightmare. The only comfort is knowing that you always answer when I call. Flatworms and Pottery. Which you should ALL LOOK UP THE BAND POTTERY NOW YOU DUMB FUCKS! THANKS! BYEEEEEEE! MUAH MUAH!

Trolls, the Illuminati and Kim Mitchel. All covered (or uncovered), thanks to the archeological digging of schlapp in this episode my dude! Only the most decent of decent bar food and booger sugar in this dojo. But hey, nobody hurts and nobody cries, so...might as well go for a soda.

A bunch of krunkletons in an air plane hanger, sellin bass amps, keyboards and good vibes. Spinning the slappers from the AM to the PMs. Its gonna be a cool night...

Crust punks, creepers and dudes that are into Dracula, (for some kind of reason.) Only the lowest of the garbage people allowed in Ryan's sweltering shame shanty. This ones just essentially a circle jerk. Two obvious but equally worthy slappers coming in like lightning. And if its your first time, well, welcome to the club.

Double your pleasure, double the fun! In this romper, Ryan and Nate go all in for our first double feature. We spend some time in the gripe corner. There's talks of dogs, ergonomic chairs and all out HECK SCAPES in this power train to bebop. ALL ABOARD!!!