YOU THINK WE DONT LISTEN TO OUR OWN PODCAST? YOU THOUGHT WRONG.

WELCOME BACK TO THE BEST COFFEE PODCAST IN THE FUCKING WORLD. HOLY FUCK ETHAN IS YUMMY

On the Episode, Ethan wins the Presidency of The United States of Coffee America. Tural has permanently relocated to Chicago. We talk about it!

ONE PIECE IS BEING WATCHED AND I JUST SNEEZE 7 TIMES thats gotta be a good omen, oh man.

8======D ';'.,. (ethan)

Brett did not write this bio

(He did)

You can not trust the legacy media corporations.

you can trust Sunday Morning Coffee.

Grab a cup of joe, and enjoy this comedically filled episode of joy and beans.

XOXOX i luv u, u fucking wanker. Byeeeeeeeeeeee.... ;)

THIS PODCAST IS NOT FOR YOUR CHILDREN'S EARS FOOLS!

BRETT AND ETHAN RUN DUOS ON THESE MUTHAFUCKAS.

TURAL JOINED A BAND AND LEFT BRETT AND ETHAN FOR LIFE?!?!

WHEN WILL MY DAD COME HOME WITH THE MILK... its been so long... like he left and said he was getting milk and i havent seen him since. who is going to pay for my education now?

WE HAVE RECOVERED FROM OUR ANIME ADDICTION AND NOW WERE DRINKING WHOLE MILK OUT OF METAL CUPS

why is the Stanley Cup ^TM so popular?

I think its kinda ugly

I HAVE BEEN CELIBATE FOR 12 DAYS

tmi*****

BIG GAP

*smol gap*

Who tf types these bios? And what Lie was Brett doubling down on for 8 years?

WAIT THEY DIDNT BLEEP ANY NAMES FUCK

I doubt he gonna listen to this anyways XD LMAO :3

YOU LIKE THAT PREVIEW FROM LAST WEEK> NO? TOO BAD! ITS SUNDAY MORNING COFFEE FOOLS.

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THIS PODCAST IS NOT FOR YOUR CHILDRENS EARS FOOLS!!! ITS SUNDAY MORNING COFFEE!

WELCOME TO THE BEST FUCKIN COFFEE PODCAST ON THE MARKET BABY

ETHAN AND BRETT FIGHT TO THE DEATH? TURAL TAKES A NAP AS THE COUNTRIES INFRASTRUCTURE DECAYS?

WHAT THE FUCK IS A BEANS?

THIS PODCAST SHOULD BE CONFUSED WITH SYD MEYERS CIVILIZATIONS V

THEY LITERALLY PLAYED BABA YETU AT MY HIGH-SCHOOL GRADUATION AND MY MOTHER CRIED TEARS OF JOY.

If you share this podcast with your significant other, you actually might get laid. like actually might. no promises.

WHAT IS YOU FAVORITE CURSE WORD?

this podcast should not be confused with Brett's other podcast called

A WORD BEFORE WE LEAVE

but listen to that one too, its like actually opposite vibes than this.

WE DONT EDIT OUT ANYTHING FOOL

THIS PODCAST IS NOT FOR YOUR CHILDRENS EARS FOOLS. ITS SUNDAY MORNING COFFEE

WELCOME TO THE NUMBER ONE COFFEE PODCAST OF ALL TIME, IF YOU DON'T AGREE THEN GTFO HERE

TURAL ETHAN AND BRETT GAVE THEMSELVES THE MICROPHONE YA HEARD?!

WE STILL TALKING ON A SUNDAY FOR YOUR * p l e a s u r e *

(Ooo yeah, bbg ,we know you like it.) mwah ;x <3

8========D (This podcast will make your dick grow bigger)

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH BRETTS OTHER PODCAST CALLED

"A Word Before We Leave" teehee

What the fuck is a hoosier??

THIS PODCAST IS NOT FOR YOUR CHILDRENS EARS FOOLS.

ITS SUNDAY MORNING COFFEE

WELCOME TO THE FIRST ONE. (Brett, Ethan, and Tural did this one at 5:30 pm on a sunday night in Los Angeles at the start of January.)