Sunday Papers

Walmart woke and then fell back asleep, inmates are getting pregnant from separate prison cells and Harvey Weinstein is upset that his cell is too cold.

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High school kid suspended for using AI on his homework, Gaetz is on Cameo and Ellen has fled the country.

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Tyson shadowboxes for $10M, A Boston brothel is about to release its client list (after releasing its clients), and a man dies in a tanning bed. Also, The Onion buys InfoWars.

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Boy, do we have a Florida Man story for this week! Also, Australia Man, Mississippi man and South Carolina Man. And Mike introduces a new (old) comic strip.

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Jaywalking is now legal in NY as is Eric and Lyle shot gunning their rich parents in LA. Yankees/ Dodgers discussion and Anna Kendrick is giving her salary away from her recent movie because it is about a serial killer.

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The algorithm isn’t going to like this one, but we think you will. Doyers and Jankees match up for The Series, a KY senator drives his lawn mower into an empty pool, a drunk man almost swims from Canada to Detroit, and AI can predict when you will die.

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Greg plays the bongos this week, Jim Gaffigan rips some politicians, and Red Lobster is ending the $20 all you can eat shrimp offer. Also, the Girl Scouts are gouging their members and Victoria Secret is letting the secret out of the bag.

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People are getting blown a lot in FLA, Spirit Air kicks 2 women off a flight for wearing crop tops and Dr Dre is threatening his marriage counselor. Oh yeah and Steven Tyler is black.

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Denver shutters its last lesbian bar, LAPD has robot dogs and Elton John is on his last leg (and hip).

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This week, Florida man is in warm water and the NYC mayor is in hot water. California apologizes for slavery and a woman is dragged from Disneyland for sneaking in her kids.

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