A Family Feud contestant murders his wife, a nun and a bishop break some vows and Elon Musk is implanting chips in people’s heads. Celine Dion is a little stiff but a 100 year old woman gets loose on the TB Rays mound throwing out the 1st pitch.

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Toe sucking, Amelia Earhart and Target is the new Bud Light. What are the angriest airports in the country and Australia is the world’s Florida.

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Tough week for the GOP. We try to go easy but… Also, Bobby De Niro has a future orphan at 79, a FLA man has quite a night out, and ChatGPT is picking stocks better than the experts.

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We’re on strike! Not as podcasters but as writers. Louisville has been letting 10-yr-olds work at McD’s, but Utah won’t let 24 yr-olds work in porn.  The Navy has drag queens and Tucker Carlson has some rules about how white men should fight.

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UFOs in Vegas, kids in IL driving the school bus, and Mike talks about being at the final Corden taping. A passenger on a South African flight gets a little handsy and Mike has something to say about Philly.

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Greg is visited by the ghost of his father, a Bud Light drinker loses his shit, Gen Z is getting fired and Mexico’s president said we’re all on drugs.

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Why is Lululemon making fun of Asian people? Why are old ladies in Missouri robbing banks? Why is Arnold Schwarzenegger filling potholes? Tune into Sunday Papers this week and you may walk away a little smarter.

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Happy Easter! Filipino men are nailing themselves to the cross to celebrate, a fake cop pulls over a real cop, and Kid Rock is done with Bud Light. A Dutch man has fathered 550 children with sperm donations, and now there is fear of incest in The Netherlands.

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Gwyneth dominates the white news cycle, and a N Carolina teacher tapes a kid's mouth shut. Elon Musk calls for a shutdown of AI, and two escaped inmates can’t escape the allure of a short stack at IHOP.

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We talk about the big St Paddy's Day Show and dive into Kanye's sudden love for Jews, Congress’ hatred for Tik Tok, and a billionaire dumping his wife because she got dementia. Rick Allen, The drummer for Def Leppard was attacked and a principal in FLA is fired for allowing a class to see Michelangelo’s David.

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