A new bill in TX will let pregnant women use the HOV lane but another one won’t allow a woman to dance (if she was born a man). Donald is dissed by Rupert, Taylor is dissed by Mike and a FLA man has sex with a….    

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Twitter has been co-opted by pranksters, Amazon has been taken over by robots and Andy Dick has commandeered power tools from a strangers garage. Meanwhile a sitcom star has upgraded to porn and KFC is excited about the holocaust.

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Doped up on OXY after hip surgery Mike shows up and we discuss Julia Roberts connection to MLK, Elon messing with the blue check and James Corden’s sticky fingers.

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Kanye loses his Adidas, Meghan Markle feels used and a FLA attorney who opposed helmet laws died. Guess how? Finally, Tom Brady loses everything in his life this week.

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This week, we take Ellen down and put Corden up. The Girl Scouts cult is given $84M from MacKenzie Scott, and San Francisco is getting a $1.7M public shitter.

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Alex Jones is back on the warpath, in LA Italian is the new Mexican and Massachusetts is named the happiest place in the country. If anger and resentment makes you happy.

 

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Joe is letting out the potheads, GenZ is too fat for the army, and an NYU professor is chased out of his job by angry students. Oh yeah and Thelma is gay. 

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Hurricane Ian is this week’s Florida Man. Biden is seeing dead people, we caught a Russian spy and a dog poops in her owner's mouth.

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Spirit Airlines is on the take, turkeys are getting the flu, and Adam Levine douches out. Other bad celebrities this week: Ellen, the actor from “Diary of a Wimpy Kid” and of course Tom Brady.

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Allegiant Airlines loses a woman’s leg, The Vineyard just got a little more diverse and a truckload of dildos spills on a highway in OKC. Melania is the new Santa, a gay guy is the new Bond, and why Rosie can’t stand Ellen.    

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