Wherein many things get discussed probably, but we weren't really paying attention because we got sidetracked by a very stupid thought. Simon probably won, he always does, and he was exceptionally good at Article Or Farcical, as usual.

Will the world end this week? This is one of the topics we don't discuss. Some of the ones we do discuss are natureopathy, sex and dancing in front of the mirror in a disturbing manner.

We're joined by our friend Tom Greeves, who is a very talented and funny comedian, and also the former speech writer for Mayor Of London Boris Johnson.

This week Simon is a bit ill, and iszi is fresh from her succesful show run in Camden.

This week, we present a full blown international episode, with supplements from all over the globe. Well, two places on the globe.

An excised pull out special from a few weeks back when we first did a tabloid head to head. Hope it keeps your toe in until our return next week.

This week Simon explores his man crush, and iszi insists that certain TV shows are not metaphors for lesbianism. It's a battle of the mismatched, as Simon has bought a tabloid to a knife fight.

Simon slews from Karadicz, to Dawkins, via penis size, while iszi falls in love with the iPhone and all things Stephen Fry.

A bit of a different episode for you this week, due to technical difficulties.

Iszi reveals her past as a criminal mastermind, and her thoughts about naked twins. Meanwhile, Simon gets so sanctimonious, his bottom actually falls off.