Welcome to Super Definitely Not Problematic! Episode 16 is here, and Hilary and Simone are kicking off 2024 with a fiery blend of millennial takes, pop culture chaos, and just a hint of pumpkin spice.

This week, the duo dives into the world of New Year’s resolutions—are they inspiring life changes or just an excuse to guilt yourself while clutching a pumpkin spice latte? They also revisit the infamous Madeleine McCann case, unraveling one of the most talked-about mysteries of our time. Hugh Grant’s eternal grumpiness is next on the docket as they break down why we’re still hopelessly charmed by his cranky charisma. Then, it’s time for some Dear Abby drama, where timeless advice gets a fresh millennial twist. To wrap it all up, things get wild with a rousing game of Would You Rather? that’s sure to leave you questioning everything.

Get ready—this episode is spicy, chaotic, and absolutely unmissable. Join us for the final episode of season 1! Listen now!

Hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton

In Episode 15 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, Hilary and Simone serve up the ultimate millennial fever dream. We’re talking gator wine—because why not?—and the underrated athleticism of plus-size park hoppers (respect the grind, Disney adults). Auntie Anne’s pretzels? Still undefeated and a core memory for all of us carb lovers.

We take a detour into The Fifth Element because it’s campy perfection and deserves eternal praise. Then, things get weird as we unpack the concept of remembering your own birth. Is it deep? Is it disturbing? Who knows, but we’re definitely spiraling.

And what’s a podcast without a snack break? We bravely pair Cheetos with pickles and ranch to see if it’s genius or a crime against humanity. While snacking, we casually discuss the looming specter of death—because if existential dread isn’t part of the millennial experience, what is?

Pour yourself a glass of questionable wine and buckle up—it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton

Join Simone and Hilary as they pour a generous chalice of altar wine and dive headfirst into the chaos. Is it the underrated drink of champions or just grape juice with ambition? They have thoughts.

Simone spills on her jaw surgery journey, from the horrifying pre-op to the smoothie-only diet that nearly broke her spirit. And while they’re on survival strategies, they explore the very rational idea of having an extraction team on standby. It’s giving James Bond, but with more complaining.

Hilary’s dream of going Special Ops gets unpacked. Can a chic womenswear designer moonlight as a covert operative? They discuss the logistics, laugh a little too hard, and honestly, kind of believe in her.

Next up, Dear Abby gets the modern treatment as they sift through advice gems and realize that most problems can be boiled down to, “don’t fight crazy with crazy.” Words to live by, especially if you’re dealing with randoms on the street passive-aggressive group chats, or that one coworker who can’t chill.

Then, it’s a nostalgic stroll back to The Hills, where we learned that reality TV could be both iconic, completely staged and drug fuelled. Special shoutout to Speidi, who showed us that sometimes all you need is a partner-in-chaos and a weird obsession with crystals.

Finally, they dive into the short king discourse—why Jeremy Allen White is everyone’s favorite, and whether describing a man as “climbable” is the best kind of compliment.

So grab your altar wine, slap on a pimple patch, and get ready to spiral with us through jaw surgeries, extraction plans, short kings, and life advice you didn’t ask for. And remember: don’t fight crazy with crazy, unless it’s for Speidi’s last crystal at an estate sale. Cheers!

Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan and Simone Lee Hamilton

This week, we cannonball into the hydration nation of Water Tok, where "water" is just a loose suggestion for what is essentially melted popsicle juice in a tumbler. Health gurus? We’ve got questions.

Then, we tackle mean comments—those spicy little insults that hit harder than they should. Don’t worry, we’re dishing it right back while pretending our feelings are totally not hurt. At all.

Online dating gets its moment, and wow, the bar is so low it’s practically underground. Pro tip: leading with Harvey Weinstein in your opening line? NOT the flex you think it is, Chad. Like, read the room.

We get existential with Mother God—another cult leader who decided they were the divine, despite being more chaotic than a group chat at 2 a.m. Cult leaders, please stop trying to outdo each other in the weirdest ways.

And on TikTok, the sex work discourse is bubbling over. From empowerment to exploitation, everyone has an opinion, and most of them are as uninformed as your aunt trying to explain what “the TikTok” is at Thanksgiving.

It’s an episode full of sass, chaos, and the unfiltered commentary you definitely didn’t ask for—but are absolutely going to enjoy. Grab your syrup-water and settle in!

Podcast hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton

In episode 12 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, things get wild as we dive into the latest TikTok drama—because who needs real-life issues when you can obsess over viral trends, right? But the drama doesn’t stop there. We’re also tackling the big debate: Are ghosts real?

Meanwhile, Hilary and Simone are in a full-on existential crisis, trying to figure out if they should go to therapy together or just keep pretending their problems will magically resolve themselves by posting inspirational quotes on Instagram. Spoiler: It’s not working.

This episode is a hilarious whirlwind of TikTok chaos, ghostly encounters (or lack thereof), and therapy dilemmas—because nothing says "I'm handling my issues" like awkwardly questioning everything with your best friend in a therapist’s office. It's funny, weird, and completely unproblematic… or maybe it is. You decide.

Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan and Simone Lee Hamilton

In Episode 11 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, we’re finally giving Havaianas the roast they deserve. Sorry, not sorry—we don’t like them. They’re ugly, impractical, and wearing them to go out is the kind of decision you make when you’re 12. We’re just trying not to get canceled for flip-flop hate, but hey, it’s a risk we’re willing to take.

Then, we get deep into the late-30s millennial crisis: stuck in the club line, feeling like a fossil while everyone else is young enough to still make mistakes. Do we stay? Do we go? Spoiler: we’re already halfway through a mental breakdown, Googling "When is an appropriate time to go home?”

We also dive into TikTok drama, from our eternal love for Brianna Chickenfry (queen of chaos) to our serious disgust with the rhetoric about women’s bodies floating around these days. Like, barf—can we not?

Oh, and for science, we did a taste test of some Tanzanian alcohol, which, spoiler: is just… alcohol. Straight-up, unfiltered, "no one asked for this" alcohol. But hey, we survived, and that's what matters.

And last but not least, Simone’s irrational fear of most things, including PDA is exposed in a round of This or That. Basically, if you’re holding hands in public, you better be in a dark corner of the club or hiding in your living room—otherwise, it’s a no-go. PDA? Hard pass.

So grab a drink (hopefully not Tanzanian alcohol), buckle up, and let’s try to make it through this episode without getting dragged by the Havaianas stans. Spoiler: it’s gonna be a mess.

On Episode 10 of Super Definitely. Not Problematic, it’s a wild ride through the chaos of trial and error—like figuring out life the millennial way: one awkward misstep at a time. Simone and Hilary tackle everything from getting pulled over at a traffic stop (because who hasn’t flashed a tit at least once to distract the cop?) to navigating emotional wolf packing—because, really, what’s more millennial than bonding over shared trauma and figuring out your feelings in real time?

Meanwhile, Simone finally introduces Hilary to the Nicholas Alexander Chavez edit, and honestly, it’s the kind of cinematic masterpiece that makes you think, “Wow, this is what we’ve been reduced to after 20 years of internet memes and questionable Tumblr posts.” All of this goes down over a glass of sweet, sweet red wine—because nothing says “we’re not fully adulting yet” like pretending to be classy with a $3 bottle of wine.

Don’t miss it—this episode is basically a love letter to the chaos of being a millennial.

Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan and Simone Lee Hamilton

Welcome to Episode 9 of Super Definitely Not Problematic, where we spill the tea on wildly relatable misadventures, no filter (because why would we?). This week, we’re diving into free bleeding, beer tasting, and of course—the fuckboys next door—because let’s be real, they’re basically the honey badgers of the dating world. They don't care, and neither do we.

Grab your drink (or don’t, we’re not your mom) and get ready for a hilarious, no-holds-barred discussion on everything from credit scores (yeah, we went there) to winning Bumble, with a side of tampon talk. Oh, and of course, we're throwing in some unsolicited opinions you didn’t know you needed.

Like a honey badger, we really don’t care, but we do promise some lolz.

Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton

Join Hilary and Simone for episode eight and their weekly dish on Super Definitely Not Problematic where they discuss Stalkers, Britney Spears, and Hangovers.

Ditch true crime for an hour and explore the millennial experience in a Gen Z world—where we’re all figuring out if avocado toast is the enemy. From TikTok drama to self-deprecating stories, we’ve got the laughs that’ll make you say, “Did they just say that?!”

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Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton

Join Hilary and Simone for episode seven and their weekly dish on Super Definitely Not Problematic where they discuss Turbulence, Rabies, and Roadkill while taste testing Croatian Brandy.

Ditch true crime for an hour and explore the millennial experience in a Gen Z world—where we’re all figuring out if avocado toast is the enemy. From TikTok drama to self-deprecating stories, we’ve got the laughs that’ll make you say, “Did they just say that?!”

Subscribe for a weekly “happy hour” with your saltiest friends! Join the #SDNP squad!

Podcast Hosts Hilary MacMillan & Simone Lee Hamilton

Assistant Producer Adam Kivell