Well, cowlasses and cowlads. Cowpokes and cowplops. Cowdogs and cowbirds. This is it. This is the exciting conclusion to the epic Super Pee Pee Time wild west tale, "Danger on the Trail." This time, we will find out:

-How will Uncle Sasquatch react to having all of his men gunned down? Well, or kind of not that great, really?

-Who will come to Jessup's aid in his hour of need? And will they likely be very, very helpful? (Hint: not very helpful, probably)

-Will the gunfight make any sense at all, and/or will Cade and Mac be able to navigate the soundcues therein?

-Will Jessup survive to see Ellie Mae?

-AND MORE. Not much more. BUT SOME MORE.

DANGER ON THE TRAIL! A Super Pee Pee Time wild west adventure that ran so long, it spans TWO episodes.

In part one, we meet a town under the influence of an unfortunately named cattle baron, and an unlikely hero returns to town where his old flame awaits. Cattle rustlin', hornswagglin', gun fightin', guitar strummin' and really, the worst name for a villain we could possibly have come up with. Also, a bunch of other incredibly dumb stuff happens. I mean, honestly.

BONUS SCENE: Two noble superheroes battle for justice. Probably, I guess. But they are not in this scene. There are two other superheroes in this scene. They are working on a plan to battle for justice. They'll get around to it at some point.

The 10th episode! That's the tin anniversary! Buy us tin! And listen to this idiocy! For our anniversary!

Just think, it was only ten short episodes ago that there was no Super Pee Pee Time. YOU'RE WELCOME, UNIVERSE AND ALTERNATE UNIVERSES.

-"Dr Pepper Lady" in which Cade speaks with a miserable woman who believes her longevity is due to soda. They discuss the fine line between continence and incontinence.

-"The Old Timers" in which we hear the awful recollections of two nostalgic morons. Listen closely for Cade's 18th use of the made-up word "Appletown" during our 10 episodes.

-"Donkey Sense Electrician" in which Mac interviews an electrician who can sense explosive devices through a power similar to the beans that shoot out of Wolverine's balls.

-"The Job Interview" in which Mac and Cade look at a few candidates for a financial planning position. They're all doing great.

It's a Gianetti sandwich. A Gianetti-sode, filled with all the fanciest tastes and flavors that you will enjoy. And also some stuff that actually frightened Cade. Today, you'll hear:

-Frank and Joe Gianetti walk you through one of their fanciest menus yet, discussing whether you really should eat edible gold leaf, even though it says you can right in the name.

-Based on a real news item, Cade interviews Vincenzo Aiello, an Italian sculptor who misses a delicate part of his body that was taken from him before he even had the chance to enjoy it.

-Callers phone in their favorite recipes to a recipe hotline, horrifying Cade in the process.

-The Gianetti brothers return with another fancy menu, and some insight into how hard it can be to time goat suction.

This episode features a huge milestone: for the very first time, you will hear Mac actually remember his character's name ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE SCENE. It's only one of the scenes, and it probably won't happen again.

First up...Mama & Beatrice are back! Beatrice is concerned about Mama's health habits of crouching in places and "apple picking", and decides to end their relationship over a pork recipe.

We then move a news item with Mac interviewing Ted, an easily offended and sexually conflicted lobster, who escaped a delivery truck and then was recaptured.

And finally, "Loving on Time" is a relationship advice show helping people by not helping them at all. There is an on-air wedding proposal. Everyone is helped, maybe.

SPECIAL BONUS: The actual moment when Mama and Beatrice were born. Figuratively, not literally or biologically. But still pretty gross.

Let's take it down a notch. No? All right. Let's do something really odd and incomprehensible. Good. That works better for us anyway.

First, we do a science documentary. In a way. Sure we do that. It's a premise we don't know anything about, explaining phenomena we can't understand. Kool Aid molecules and yo-yos are mentioned. What do you want, we have BFAs.

Then, it's time for SPACE PATROL! The beleaguered captain of a starship shouts at his first officer. He says her name many, many times. It's Judy. (But it's also kind of Sandwich Nurse Carol.)

And finally, the Gianetti brothers will tantalize your tastebuds while confusing themselves and you with the menu for their new restaurant. We used an actual menu, but we don't know enough about fancy cuisine for it to have done any harm.

This one starts off almost kind of poignant. Well, as poignant as it could be while two people are handcuffed to one another without explanation.

-A weird kid and a weird man go for a weird walk, selling things they don't have yet. They are handcuffed together for no real reason. They are friends.

-Do you want to learn to make crafts? Just kind of general "crafts" and you don't need to get much more specific than that? Jeannie and Charlotte can help! Kind of!

It all starts almost sensibly. But by the end, it kind of sailed away for a while there. Not a lot. A little. Or a lot depending upon how you measure these things....

-First, Cade interviews a man who tapes iguanas to a bicycle. It's based on a true story. Seriously. (Obviously it took place in Florida.)

-Then, Mac interviews an expert(?) on apples(?) and they go to the phones for some excellent(?) questions(?).

-We then do many, many commercials. Or maybe one long one. Hard to say. Lot of words that aren't words, and things that aren't things. Probably some people that aren't people. Apples are mentioned again, though, so that's nice.

-We close with a telethon to benefit people who can't see bologna. Or maybe just one person who can't see it.

In this thrilling episode, we learn a lot about...nothing. We learn nothing. But we are fine people who mean well.

- Two religious leaders discuss what is and isn't inspired by the devil, and how not to make s'mores.

-Mac and Cade make up two children's stories that Cade incorrectly insists are just like regular children's stories.

-Cade interviews Satan himself. They discuss tiger shorts.

-Greg and Polly (I think) sell some...items on a Home Shopping show. They're items.

Listen with your ears as...

-Nurse Carol is unable and unwilling to help anybody

-Citizens partake in a fairly serious misuse of a police tip line

-Reverend Ben and his intrepid something, Donald, save souls and describe raffle prizes for the upcoming church social.