We welcome you back to the deep south with a look into our new snake-filled studio. The snakes are not there to kill us but to power us through our next adventure into corn, wheat and sugar-based foods.

This week, we are trying a super bland cereal which bleeds into the shows comedy. That is a nice way to say, hey, it's not a good episode. There are things in it and here is a list of those things that I write in this space like are they lesbians still?, everybody's is a dick, Pope is like "let's go out and feed the homeless," we are not part of the show or team, "... and there is police dogs," I've spent 1,546 hours playing my games, I've read that book, 'cause that is what you guys do, the glass isn't on the floor, this one is called the ****ty submarine, and there is a bunch of mumbling that I can't make out.

We'll see you next time.

Welcome to the surprise episode of the Super Serious Cereal Symposium. Have a happy New Year and we can't wait to find out what great cereal will be on the horizon for 2014. Just a reminder, we will be adding this to the new board for 2014 and we will compare all new cereals as we add them to the board.

Big thanks to Nicole Rempe for helping us sort through the top cereals so that we could crown a winner.

We missed Christmas and we can't take it back so we decided to just keep the Christmas vibes going into the new year. It's just a slow cereal season and we need to do our best to keep everyone happy. We ask, "Why do we open it?", we walk across the ceiling in one of Jacob's sex dungeon, that would have been a deal breaker, I would put it here, but that isn't my job, a building that looks like a barn, did you rap harder that night?, I need to throw water on this thing, and we have a pretty thriving Facebook page.

We start the show trying our best to explain a new spin on eating cereals. Basically, when we do a "versus" episode, we take the name brand cereal and have it challenge it's generic brand counterpart. Since we live in the middle West, we have an abundance of Malt-O-Meal brand cereals and compare the name brand to it. We might move to other generic brands but I am assuming that most people in America have access to Malt-O-Meal cereals.

We have that is what he says, we create the greatest phrase ever uttered on this podcast machine, they are the shapes of fish, bells, some of you may know that Jacob is back in school, "Isn't that scary?" "Yeah", how old is your daughter now?, we open a horse, people burp into the mics and it is rude, we remember sledding, all I need is to unbutton these pants.