Sure Thing

Some guy massaging your wife's breast at the public access infinity pool to calm himself down.

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Mining your dying brain, getting the main vein drained.

You're a permanent observer at the United Nations General Ass-embly.

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Derivative banana tricks for monkeys.

Derivative banana tricks for monkeys.

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All aboard, the Mate Ship is boarding and our final destination is Traumatic Bonding Experience. Bottoms up, dicks out, your legacy is weakness and your future is a medal for excellence in lawncare.

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A Big Pussy Monster novel.

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To achieve consistency in the Sure Thing schedule, we will be releasing 1x Sure Thing and 1x Patreon exclusive Sure Thing weekly. You'll see 30~ minute teaser cuts of the exclusive releases here. If you want more, Patrons get a feed with both full episodes.

Breaking the fourth wall for a moment, both of us enjoy making this piece of shit show immensely, even so we both hit some real bad burnout earlier this year. To avoid it happening again and so we can put out more Sure Thing, we're doing this.

A Big Pussy Monster novel.

Sniff a lemon, drink the wasp water and and lift yourself up, to tower eternal above your kids from way down in the ground. It's 3 demerits for evasion but a never ending joy to hook up to the car battery before the tube ends your sub-par alchemy altogether.

I jerked off 4 guys on my way here tonight, and boy are my arms tired.

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