Fridays are for phone calls. Doggies beat that scrappy Sporting KC bunch. Enough soccer talk. The Late Night Score. Doug fixes the beautiful game. What's the alternative, bitch? Estate sales. Secret MLB schedule drop. Bryce Harper isn't worried about a work stoppage. Will we have a Spring Training next year? Tim's Get Ready With Me videos. McGreevy's parents driving him to Phoenix.

Tim's reached his breaking point and has left the show. Opening Day Meet & Greet with TMA. Layering up for the winter season. Audio of Adam Wainwright's response to Brandon Walker. Where did the 'Best Fans In Baseball' moniker start? The Cardinal Way. Our little prairie town.

Jackie Fairways is back, baby. Live from The Open. Sometimes strangers become lovers. Our guy from across the pond, Mark Goldbridge, gets trolled by his live chat. England's disappointing finish in the World Cup.

Jackson is not looking forward to Will Ferrell's new show. Reviews are in and they're not great. Stick was good. Adam McKay and Will Ferrell's famous falling out that we don't know anything about. Comedic actors with two decades plus of staying power.

This year's Home Run Derby on Netflix was one of the least viewed in the last 20 years. 53% of households in the U.S. have a Netflix account.

Breast high shrubs. And here comes Sam Burns. Drops of the Week. It's hard to do 25 in a parking lot. Derrick Gould's article on the Cardinals approaching the trade deadline. Chasing the sugar rush of the standings. The dais gives their thoughts on it. Sick pull, Jack Albertson. The guys from Super Troopers were on the Rizz Show yesterday. George Wallace on The Courtney Show. Wallace was the guy Tim walked in on in the bathroom. Chairman had a woman walk in on him mid wipe in the bathroom at the Chesterfield Outlet Mall. Doug may have stumbled into a serial killer. Chasing down Jerry Rice.

Doug, you wanted more Offset, you got it. Audio of Joe Roderick talking it over with St. Louisan Ryan Howard about Jordan Walker and the HR Derby. Is the All Star Game in trouble?

Marky Mark plays a round of golf in like 90 minutes. Boston Fun: Fun but Stressful. EMOTD. Craig O'Neil calls in for a Judge Reinhold update for Martin before he leaves for onboarding. Feel sorry that Doug has been reduced to this.

We'll just read the entire Blues schedule this segment. I love Shane Lowry, in fact. Classic TMA symptom.

Last time the Cardinals wore navy caps to open the season. Audio from the To The Majors with former MLB pitcher Shawn Tolleson talking about the goal of getting to the Major Leagues. Bryce Harper doesn't love the idea of his son playing baseball unless he really wants to. Youth sports. People are ready to run through a brick wall for Coach Doug.

The Great Flood of 93. Jackson is getting pool invites. Someone has to be in charge. Peeing in pools. Bikins and weenies. The cure is worse than the disease.

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