On this episode Jared, Steven, and our special guest Christian dive head first into season 3! We have dehydration, cherry drama, possible dysentery, and it’s only episode 1! Set up your overnight guards, as we walk into the lions den!

Jared and Steven analyze the critical merit of one of the WORST movies in history. Perhaps one of them survives… oh like the show.

We came, we laughed, we saw. But mostly we starved. Season 2 wraps up here: next week. Well, we won’t talk about next week yet 😈

CYT Colby Clip:

https://youtu.be/0KqDHFYcel8

On this episode Steven and Jared go camping in a mediocre SUV and eat charcuterie with Jeff. BUY A PONTIAC AZTEC OR I SWEAR TO GOD CBS WILL CANCEL THIS SHOW!

Quoth the Jared, “It should have been Keith.”

On this episode Steven and Jared discuss the fact that no matter how bad it gets in the Outback, it can get worse.

On this episode Steven and Jared watch a group of seven people slowly waste away under the harsh conditions of the Outback, only for daddy Jeff to (begrudgingly) save them via rice. But at what cost?

On this episode Steven and Jared go on a romantic getaway. But unknown to one, the other secretly hates them. Write it to guess if Steven or Jared is the Colby in the relationship.

On this episode Steven and Jared discuss the editors attempt to pull the wool over our eyes, Elisabeth’s ascendancy, and jerri’s solidification of their villain status

On this episode Jared and Steven discuss merge strategy, Kucha fumbles the bag, and Jared tries to get Steven up on that pole