Survivor: Turning Back Time

On this episode Jared and Steven. Wait. Does anyone actually read these? Could I put anything I want here and no one would notice? We are all just insignificant specs of dust on the glasses of an uncaring universe, what difference does one description make? Oh and survivor happens and stuff.

On this episode Steven and Jared reunite after a long week and a half of Jared not only burning the candle at both ends, but adding new wicks. Ethan stays in the background, Brandon throws a pity party, and Tom is still creepy.

On this episode Jared and Steven discuss the horrible things they would or wouldn’t do to each other. (Not really, but man that would be a good bit)

On this episode Jared apologizes to boomers while Steven laughs at him, already having the foresight that his takes age like milk.

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On this episode Steven and Jared continue to break down boomer politics, Jared commits to the bit, and Steven threatens to fist fight a wild ox on national television.

On this episode Steven and Jared watch Linda begin to create her own mythology around the gods of Africa. And they big mad.

On this episode Jared and Steven answer life’s hard questions such as: who is video conferencing whom?

On this episode Jared, Steven, and our special guest Christian dive head first into season 3! We have dehydration, cherry drama, possible dysentery, and it’s only episode 1! Set up your overnight guards, as we walk into the lions den!

Jared and Steven analyze the critical merit of one of the WORST movies in history. Perhaps one of them survives… oh like the show.

We came, we laughed, we saw. But mostly we starved. Season 2 wraps up here: next week. Well, we won’t talk about next week yet 😈

CYT Colby Clip:

https://youtu.be/0KqDHFYcel8