This Week: Muuuuhhh... Them crazy-ass micro-gods. Chimp George. The evil was in the tail. Doug returns! Justin goes to therapy. Getting diagnosed out of an old, worn DSM. Therapy on a Groupon. If Nathan was disabled. Nathan is an emotional Sherlock Holmes. Puppet Jesus has a mean smoker's cough. Things you should pay full price for.

Any takers for free on-air therapy for Nathan???

This week Nathan and Justin take a ride in a car. 

This Week: Singing "Beat on the Brat" to your child. Kanye lullabies. New radio makes Nathan feel old. Country adjacent. The tragedy of "Nikki: Wild Dog of the North". Drunk elephants: very dangerous. "America": The Gilded Toilet. Watching Letterman's "My Next Guest Is..." Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. There are not enough minor-podcast feuds. The XFL returns with the Nashville Nut-Quacks! 

Could you be the first Sushi Jackknife Intern?

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This Week: Cheering Gradma's teacups (or some other euphemism), Nathan puts snow-cones behind him, rants of all sizes and variety, Jeff Flake gave a good speech, Justin's father-in-law tweet storm, the first time Justin Googled, scolding Jeeves, Bob Dole's "adult leadership", giving Jeff Sessions a bump.

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This Week: Ukrainian vodka...and after effects. Kid Velociraptor. Anderson Cooper liberated. Liver branding! Ahhh! The mysterious blue tick graffiti. Shitholes. Shitholes. Shitholes. Fat cats and skateboard dachshunds. Pug origins and why they shouldn't be alive. Find Your Wag. 

Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design". Hope you enjoy:)

Give us an iTunes review, cause they are crazy helpful. You love us don't you? Maybe you don't. Maybe we're just talking to a void. Bummer.

This Week: Happy 2018 everyone! The retirement home special. Shawl-neck pleasure. To diddle or die?! One time traditions. Chugging Cheetos. Yam and mustard. Take a drunk girl home - a how-to guide. A very Andy Cohen New Years. Costco virgin no more! Dave Chappelle's new special. Spider-Child, good thing he can swing alone. Nathan's belligerent "not depressed" club.          

Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design". Hope you enjoy:)

This Week: Reaching down in the Republican depths. Re-watching The Water Boy. A brief history of SJK Christmas Specials. Nathan edits Die Hard. Mick Jagger is NOT a rapper. Nathan and Justin's favorite obscure Christmas songs. Chance, the Chancer. Truly strange Christmas traditions from around the world. Nathan's designs for new blow-up Christmas decor. The number 1 Nativity Pooper. How to properly enjoy a traditional Turporken©. Santa lives in Spain???? They have dope-ass ham there, I'm told. Happy Holidays, our ample bosom is here for you.

Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design". Hope you enjoy:)

Hi friends. This week we have a little merry Xmas for you... the special cassette episode we recorded for our friends over at The Tattooed Bananas Podcast. This was recorded directly to a cassette and transferred so, the audio quality and the quirks are part of the charm. By request we focused on dreams... OooooooOOOooo...

Happy Holidays and enjoy :) 

This Week: Stretching our jaws to the limit. Nervous child Nathan. The illustrious career of Dwayne Johnson. Frozen: Defrosted. Fuck Cassettes (great band name, guys, just sayin'). A sniffly, sneezy Justin. Rummaging. News from an old Rolling Stone. The Fate of the "The" Bands. Garrison Keillor, why did you fail us? Blue Steel origins.

And more!

Justin has a new solo record available now on Spotify, iTunes, Amazon Music, Google Play Music, Etc. It's under the moniker, Julio and I. The record is called "The Bodega of Grand Design".

This Week: Sandy, the Cruise Ship Hostess. Something that stains the mouth. Fuck Boat. Patty, the Hustler Mannequin. Bringing slutty brownies home for the holidays. Infiltrating the Swiss Colony. Anonymous, KS. Jim and Andy. Baby Gilbert Gottfried. Lady Caves.

And more!