A broken-hearted Harrison tells guest hosts Schlitzie and Jizzy Jake about the legend of Tom Benton, a New Hampshire doctor who keeps himself alive forever through murder and organ harvesting. Ghost of masturbating ape haunts hallways of grand country estate in Dorset. Racists sent banana to black man on Wetherspoon app. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.