Rather than queue for 22 hours to pay her respects to the queen, Kate prefers to spend her free time arguing with pro-lifers on Instagram. Dee chats with artist Amanda Booth who makes custom “jizzy jewelry” using semen. Listener phones in to prove that not all male nurses are homosexuals. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.

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