A recent news story about the Colombian government having to relocate Pablo Escobar’s cocaine hippos lead Dee and Kate to present several cautionary tales each involving an owner of an exotic pet who suffered a violent and horrific demise. Army ranger phones in about self castration and Buffalo Bill takes a shower at his blow buddy’s house. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.