The season is finally almost over. It's been long, and hard. Real hard. Riley won week 16 going 8-8 on spread picks (122-114-4 on the yr). Dale got buttpumped and went 5-11 (117-119-4 on the yr). Riley is now up 9-7 on the year and needs to win one out of the last two weeks to be the greatest of all time. Riley also went 11-5 on moneyline picks (150-89-1 on the yr). Bets made on 12/28 on Fanduel while I was pooping. Follow us @SWAMPASSUSA and download our Madden 22 rookie class SWAMPAUSA.

Week 17

LV @ IND - Riley & Dale = LV +7.5
NYG @ CHI - Riley = CHI -6, Dale = NYG +6 (KABUL SPECIAL)
TB @ NYJ - Riley & Dale = TB -13.5
ATL @ BUF - Riley & Dale = ATL +14
PHI @ WAS - Riley = PHI -4, Dale = WAS +4
KC @ CIN - Riley = KC -5.5, Dale = CIN +5.5
JAX @ NE - Riley = NE -15.5, Dale = JAX +15.5
MIA @ TEN - Riley = TEN -3, Dale = MIA +3
LAR @ BAL - Riley & Dale = LAR -3.5
DEN @ LAC - Riley = DEN +5.5, Dale = LAC -5.5
HOU @ SF - Riley & Dale = HOU +13.5
AZ @ DAL - Riley = DAL -5, Dale = AZ +5
CAR @ NO - Riley & Dale = CAR +6.5 (Kenyan MyPillow Bowl)
DET @ SEA - Riley = DET +6.5, Dale = SEA -6.5 (Wuhan Moderna Melon Bowl)
MIN @ GB - Riley = GB -6.5, Dale = MIN +6.5
CLE @ PIT - Riley = CLE -3, Dale = PIT +3

Tiebreaker - TB @ NYJ Over/Under 45.5
Riley = Under, Dale = Over

Homer Picks

CHI 23 NYG 13
TB 38 NYJ 21

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Week 16. Dale won 9-7 vs 8-8. Riley is still barely us 8-7 now. Riley is 114-06-4 on spreads and Dale is 112-108-4. Riley went 9-7 on Moneylines (139-84-1 on the yr). Bets made on 12/22 when I took a shit. NFL is Trans. @SwampAssUSA Madden Roster SwampAUSA.

NFL Week 16

SF @ TEN - Riley = TEN +3.5, Dale = SF -3.5
CLE @ GB - Riley = CLE +7, Dale = GB -7
IND @ AZ - Riley & Dale = IND +1.5
TB @ CAR - Riley = TB -11, Dale = + CAR +11
LAC @ HOU - Riley & Dale = LAC -9.5
NYG @ PHI - Riley & Dale = NYG +10 (Estonia Armed Forces Bowl)
BAL @ CIN - Riley & Dale = BAL +2.5
DET @ ATL - Riley = DET +6, Dale = ATL -6 (Croatian Outback Bowl)
JAX @ NYJ - Riley & Dale = NYJ -1.5 (KABUL SPECIAL)
LAR @ MIN - Riley = LAR -3, Dale = MIN +3
BUF@ NE - Riley = BUF +2.5, Dale = NE -2.5
CHI @ SEA - Riley = SEA -6.5, Dale = CHI +6.5 (1-800 Malaysian Bowl)
DEN @ LV - Riley = DEN +1.5, Dale = LV -1.5
PIT @ KC - Riley & Dale = PIT +7.5
Redskins @ DAL - Riley & Dale = Redskins +10.5
MIA @ NO - Riley = NO -3, Dale = MIA +3

Tiebreaker = Kyle Juszczyk Over/Under 8.5 receiving yds, Jimmy G Over/Under 1.5 rushing yds
Dale = Over, Riley = Under

Homer Picks

Bucs 38 Panthers 28
Bears 17 Seahawks 30

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2-time survivor, ayeee, Covid Survivor. Thanks Fauci. Topix include Fauci, Midgets vs Cripples, and NFL week 15 spread picks. Riley beat Dale this week in a tight matchup 8-6 to 7-7 . Riley is 8-6 on head-to-head match-ups going 106-98-4 on the yr. Dale is 103-101-4 on the yr. Riley went 12-2 on moneylines in week 14, making his yearly record 130-77-1. Follow us @SWAMPASSUSA . Download our Madden 22 draft class SWAMPAUSA.

NFL WEEK 15

KC @ LAC - Riley = KC -3.5, Dale = LAC +3.5
LV @ CLE - Riley & Dale = LV +5.5
NE @ IND - Riley = NE +2.5, Dale = IND -2.5
WAS @ PHI - Riley = WAS +4.5, Dale = PHI -4.5 (Nicaraguan Duke's Mayo Bowl)
CAR @ BUF - Riley & Dale = BUF -10.5
NYJ @ MIA - Riley = NYJ +8.5, Dale = MIA -8.5 (Mauritius Margaritaville Bowl)
DAL @ NYG - Riley & Dale = NYG +10.5
TEN @ PIT - Riley = TEN -1.5, Dale = PIT +1.5
HOU @ JAX - Riley = JAX -3.5, Dale = HOU +3.5 (Kabul Special of the Year)
ARI@ DET - Riley = ARI -13.5, Dale = DET +13.5
ATL @ SF - Riley & Dale = ATL +8.5
CIN @ DEN - Riley & Dale = CIN +1
GB @ BAL - Riley & Dale = GB -4.5
SEA @ LAR - Riley & Dale = LAR -6.5
NO @ TB - Riley = NO +10.5, Dale = TB -10.5
MIN @ CHI - Riley = MIN -4, Dale = CHI +4

Tiebreaker, Patrick Mahomes Over/Under 2.5 TDs Passes
Riley = Over, Dale = Under

Homer Picks
CHI 26 MIN 33
TB 37 NO 24

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