Good tidings! This week's episode is about Hellboy II: The Golden Army (2008) dir. Guillermo del Toro and what else is there to say? Just your regular Hellboy II: The Golden Army episode. I mean, would you not expect us to talk about Hellboy II: The Golden Army in the Hellboy II: The Golden Army episode?

What do you get when you cross big robots with cops? Pacific Rim: Uprising (2018)! We watched the world's worst mech AND kaiju movie while Mari preached the gospel that is the PREU (Pacific Rim Extended Universe). 

If it's not clear from the title this week we talk about Prometheus (2012) dir. Ridley Scott and demand safer science protocols.

It's time for more pirates! In today's episode, we discuss Pirates of the Caribbean: the Curse of the Black Pearl while Riina watches the Ice Hockey World Championships while recording the episode. Also, Mari's mic is pretty garbage in this one. Apologies. We're working on it. Enjoy! 

Welcome, welcome, come on in! Hopefully you're ready to join our discussion about The Little Hours (2017) dir. Jeff Baena with only a brief detour to Warrior Cats. There's nuns in this one if that's a selling point for you, how should I know.

Dear listener, we're genuinely not sure if this is a movie review or an hour-long movie pitch. Whatever it is, we definitely talk about Legally Blonde (2001) dir. Robert Luketic for at least... 27% of the episode. The rest? Well. Listen and find out. 

What else could this week's episode be but Fight Club (1999) dir. David Fincher, our second Fincher addition to the swamp roster. This episode has us constructing intricate rituals as well as discussing Mari's childhood foray into the world of fighting 7-year-olds.

It's a new day it's a new episode it's a new movie for us. This time we watched Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright and repress the heck out of our emotions. This regency era romance is almost too much to handle but thankfully Ms. Bennet and Mr. Darcy follow in the footsteps of Shrek and Fiona so we don't get completely lost.

Look, Godzilla vs King Kong isn't out in Europe yet so we can't join in on the hype, so we had to watch a prequel instead. This #TeamKong podcast may have been swayed a little by this big cool nuclear lizard.