If you remember the name of the young Marine on TV who uttered that phrase, you’re likely approaching or past the age of 60. Private Gomer Pyle awkwardly found himself in Sergeant Vince Carter’s wrath every week on television back in the late 1960’s.
Private Gomer Pyle (hometown: Mayberry, USA) was a likable but very quirky and naïve country bumpkin. Known for iconic phrases such as “Gol-ly” and “Sha-zam!” my personal favorite “Gomerism” was “Surprise, surprise, surprise!”
Every season, the NCAA March Madness men’s and women’s basketball tournaments feature several surprise teams which have defied the late-season odds to earn a spot in the field of 64.
This year’s men’s field will feature one team (Grambling State University) which had never even played in the NCAA tournament before this week.
The Tigers had to win their “First Four” qualifier on Wednesday night as they beat Montana State 88-81 in overtime. The #16 seed G-men will now take a bus to Indianapolis and face #1Midwest seed Purdue on Friday night.
Another team (Long Beach State) actually fired their long-time head coach prior to the start of the Big West Conference basketball tournament. The school’s athletic director allowed Coach Dan Monson to finish the season, though. The Sharks of Long Beach State won the Big West title last weekend and will face #2 West seed Arizona on Thursday afternoon in the NCAA March Madness tournament.
Then there’s an ACC team (#10 seed North Carolina State) which had to win five games in five days in their conference tournament just to earn a March Madness spot. The Wolfpack beat Louisville, Syracuse, Duke, Virginia, and North Carolina on consecutive days. They may be tired, but 22-14 NC State is happy to be dancing!
The women’s field is filled with several pre-tournament favorites, but it also has the best collection of team nicknames I’ve seen in years.
There are Dragons (Drexel), Jackrabbits (South Dakota State), Anteaters (UC-Irvine), Black Bears (Maine), Skyhawks (UT-Martin), and Spiders (Richmond), Outside of the animal kingdom, there are the Lancers (California Baptist), Pilots (Portland), Pioneers (Sacred Heart), and the stocking-wearing Blue Hose of Presbyterian College.
Nuts and Bolts…!!!
For all of the lucky teams which made the men’s and women’s March Madness field, there were several disappointed teams which failed to receive an invitation.
The NCAA utilizes its own sophisticated “NET” computerized ratings to determine the relative strength of each team during the season. You might think that the March Madness tournament selection committee will utilize that list to make some of those tough choices for the final teams to make the field. However, it always seems like the smaller market teams such as 27-6 Indiana State (with a NET ranking of 28) keep getting left out of the field.
Wouldn’t it be nice if someone with the NCAA actually admitted the truth?
Just once, I would like to hear, “We chose a mediocre 23-10 Virginia team with a NET ranking of 54 over Indiana State because the Cavaliers will bring more fans watching on television than the Sycamores will.”
Why even bother with a ranking system if the selection committee is driven by television ratings when making some of its final determinations (see also – the College Football Playoffs).
Can you beat the Swami this year?
Let’s start with the Women’s bracket
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