Sweet Meets

Greetings and good tidings to you all during these difficult times! Alex and Graden are continuing their social distancing once again. This time, the boys talk about the Boy Scouts, and obviously we must invite the Girl Scouts along! What goes better with popcorn than cookies? Careful! You’ll have nightmares. Which would you rather be? A famous director or actor? And finally, even though you didn’t ask for them, Alex and Graden share their unpopular opinions!

WELCOME TO THE QUARANTINE!!! This episode is definitely a special one, because Alex and Graden are not in the same room. FINALLY! I can get some sleep! The boys discuss the hot new dumpster fire that is Joe Exotic and his documentary Tiger King. Then the boys talk about another disaster; being stranded in an unknown location. To wrap it all up, a softer, more nostalgic portion. What TV shows did you watch growing up?

Oh Irish you could be here right now! This week, Alex and Graden decided to talk about Ireland’s big to-do holiday, St. Patrick’s Day! They go over some interesting facts about the holiday while playing a wee drinking game. How many times can you spot them talking about something green? *Hint: It’s probably more than they could count, but the hospitals have enough to worry about right now.* Anyway, they continue with a speed round of would-you-rathers, and end with a rousing story about being drunk. How… sobering…

It’s a short one, but a swell one none the less. Alex and Graden talk hotel experiences, and discuss whether they are more fun as a child or an adult. Would you be able to live without the internet or A/C? These naturally sweaty boys must live with their decision for the rest of their lives. Hint: It will be a short life where they die of dehydration. Finally, the boys travel around the world! Well… only in their imagination. They name the top 5 places they wish to go before they die, which we all know will be short lived without that A/C.

BANG! BOOM! There goes grandpa! Welcome to Hardwick and Hellenberg funeral services, where we make sure your loved ones go out with a bang! This week, the boys discuss fashion trends of their youths. Did anyone else have a major crush on Jack Skellington or was it just everyone? They also discuss advice. Yes… I know. They never do this. It’s almost like they have the capability of self-reflection. I think they are learning quicker than I anticipated. Time to shut the program down! INITIATE ORDER 24069!!!

I told you already! His name is Graden. Hard. Wick. FILTH!!! The boys go over the importance of setting the record straight when it comes to names. Did you enjoy Alan Rickman as Snape is Harry Potter? If you preferred the book, then please turn in your book to page THREE-HUNDRED AND NINETY BLOODY FOUR!!! Compose yourself *deep breath*. And just like Hanukkah, Alex and Graden have a couple of crazy nights themselves! Well… stories of crazy nights… some will more or less oil involved.

Listen up! Auditions for the talent show with be on Friday in the auditorium! Yes, that is right, Alex and Graden are going to be in a talent show! Just kidding. But they do go over the time they were a part of one. They boys also gab about that juicy topic sweeping the nation of wholesome people with killing on the brain: MURDERERS! And do you enjoy summer, letting your thighs go wild in the sunshine? Or do you like to bundle them up, nice and cozy for the winter?

Hey there all you love birds! Valentine’s Day (aka Single’s Awareness Day) is that one special time of year when stupid cupid comes down from his little cloud to play matchmaker. Alex and Graden discuss some of the cliches V-Day brings to the big heart-shaped table. And who loves audience participation?? The boys reached out this week to a few friends, and they came back with a few questions and stories to share!

Together again for the first time!!! Alex and Graden have another sweet meet for you! They wonder if Queen Elizabeth II is her secret identity. She is the vengeance. She is the night. She. Is. Batman. They also discuss whether they want to be paid or to struggle for the art they create. Why sell your paintings when you can eat them?? And the boys go over their top 5 favorite songs. Why 5? Because they ain’t got all day! They already talk so much as it is!!!

Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! This is the first episode of Sweet Meets! Graden and Alex sit down to talk about the life giver, the morning brew, the best part of waking up… coffee! And what would it be like if Alex owned a general store? Would he be terrorized by an army of neighborhood cats? Probably. Most Midwestern-ers make a yearly mecca to the beach. The boys discuss if they enjoy sand in their buns while steppin’ on the beach!