Stacey and Carly go all-in on Sweet Valley Saga this week, and there's some amazing poetry to be had.

Featuring far more Meatloaf and far less Harry Potter than you'd imagine, Carly and Stacey go year by year through the decade discussing what songs, movies and TV shows were at the top of the world’s lists in the 90s.

Being a teenager is hard. Luckily Degrassi Junior High was there to guide us through. Stacey and Carly examine the most important issues - like Spike's hair.

Dewberry? Lip Smackers? Brown lipliner and glittery butterfly hairclips? That can only mean one thing - the girls go deep into beauty products best left in the 90s.

This ain't no Sabrina the Teenage Witch. This week the girls go back to 1996's The Craft.

Cher, Christina Ricci and Wynona Ryder. What more could you ask for in a 90s movie?

So no-one told you life was gonna be this way...

Book 11 of Sweet Valley High is enough to give Stacey the rages this week. Also: diamonds.

The girls get creepy with Flowers in the Attic - and they ask: did YOU need therapy to deal with it?

Dylan, Brenda, Kelly, Brandon, Donna and...her boobs. Stacey and Carly are in Beverly Hills 90210 today and it's glorious.