Josh is a disembodied pair of hairy arms, Alex is Only Eyes, and Craig is a ghostly voice shouting WITCH! The Podcast Princesses go on an odyssey of colored gels, colored rooms, and a colorful soundtrack into Dario Argento's 1977 film SUSPIRIA.

Josh has body karate going on, Alex wants to tell you about Goth Chick Lit, and if Craig had any less sense, he'd be half a penny. Saddle up, gamers; it's 2006's STAY ALIVE. @swimfanspod www.swimfanspod.com

This week, Josh puts Alex under hypnosis in a harmless prank gone wrong. Alex awakes to disturbing visions of Craig lathered in musky perfumes, wearing neon green lacy underwear, just generally getting real nice with it, real sexy. It's the 1999 Kevin Bacon film, STIR OF ECHOES. Welcome to Bloodbath. swimfanspod.com @swimfanspod

This week the Swimfans finally break up with the erotic thriller genre. It's William Friedkin's 1995 opus, JADE. #loveyourself #divorce #relationships #mydigitalescapebreakup #ihatebreakups #animebreakup #brokenheart #funnymemes #relationshipquotes #cuck #cucking #cucked #breakupssuck #followback #selfcare #yoawitchhungherselfhere @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Immediately after seeing Adrian Lyne's 1993 film INDECENT PROPOSAL, Josh and Alex sold Craig for a Hippopotamus. Reached for comment, the Swimfans reported that Mr. Neeson will likely be "hunted for sport" and they wish him the best of luck. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

bad taste boys back in full effect with 1993 ghoul picture, The Crush! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh has an endless supply of smiley-face stickers, Craig has a comically large syringe, and Alex is a medical professional in a latex mini-skirt. This week, the Lads of Film talk about Doug Aarniokoski's 2013 film NURSE 3D. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Join Craig and Alex for part two of our two part series: Alex bought a Bruce Willis blu-ray two-pack at 7-11 and now you have to deal with it: THE JACKAL @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Craig is perpetually kidnapped, Alex doesn't exist outside the burger stand and is Josh the car, or the ghost robot? We welcome special guest Carlos Leon-Roman to examine the 1986 classic, THE WRAITH @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Join Craig and Alex for part one of our two part swimfans series: Alex bought a Bruce Willis two-pack blu ray at 7-11 and now you have to deal with it: MERCURY RISING.