The Swimfans enter a world of betrayal and eroticism, but this time it's actually really great. It's Park Chan-wook's The Handmaiden @Swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

ok the movie is called DOUBLE JEOPARDY how does it not have a scene where police are all like "damn, we can't arrest her because she was already tried for this crime!" shrug and then go away? jesus. starring ashley judd. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

The Swimfans find themselves all in the same room for the first time in two years. They used this opportunity to discuss David Fincher's Gone Girl. For the one millionth time. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Craig just has to buy Cow Brand milk, Alex got off the train left foot first and Josh has been hoarding Big Body Pizza. Special guest Matthew Jay, from [the deep end] and Cartoons 101, joins us on CHAMland to discuss the finer points of Satoshi Kon's anime nightmare Perfect Blue! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Craig brought you coffee, Josh is cuckolding your boyfriend and Alex is always covered in a fine layer of grease. We talk about our love for Wachowski nonsense in their 1996 debut, Bound! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Craig shows Josh how to hunt, and forget 69, Alex just wants 666. It's Julia Ducournau's 2016 coming of age film Raw! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

We find Alex's box of chains. Everyone knows our views on Josh diverge. That is my dearest wish. Hands and feet tied behind my back and locked up next door to Craig. We learn how not to talk to your partner about your kinks in Michael Haneke's The Piano Teacher! @swimfanspod

On the night of Josh's birthday, Alex and Craig find themselves in a love story out of time. Pauline Kael called THE SOUND OF MUSIC, "the sugar-coated lie people seem to want to eat." It's Makoto Shinkai's YOUR NAME! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Maybe we should call it "Operation: Hot Mother." No, no, let's try to top that. They never did, and later, Operation: Hot Mother was under way. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh needs his ten million dollars, Craig straps on the headset and is Alex "A Friend?" We find out in our third episode in the Michael Douglas Oeuvre, Disclosure! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com