Craig brought you coffee, Josh is cuckolding your boyfriend and Alex is always covered in a fine layer of grease. We talk about our love for Wachowski nonsense in their 1996 debut, Bound! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Craig shows Josh how to hunt, and forget 69, Alex just wants 666. It's Julia Ducournau's 2016 coming of age film Raw! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

We find Alex's box of chains. Everyone knows our views on Josh diverge. That is my dearest wish. Hands and feet tied behind my back and locked up next door to Craig. We learn how not to talk to your partner about your kinks in Michael Haneke's The Piano Teacher! @swimfanspod

On the night of Josh's birthday, Alex and Craig find themselves in a love story out of time. Pauline Kael called THE SOUND OF MUSIC, "the sugar-coated lie people seem to want to eat." It's Makoto Shinkai's YOUR NAME! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Maybe we should call it "Operation: Hot Mother." No, no, let's try to top that. They never did, and later, Operation: Hot Mother was under way. @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh needs his ten million dollars, Craig straps on the headset and is Alex "A Friend?" We find out in our third episode in the Michael Douglas Oeuvre, Disclosure! @swimfanspod swimfanspod.com

Josh brings Sofia Coppola's The Virgin Suicides to the show and Alex and Craig excuse themselves to their rooms. @swimfanspod

Craig shoots me all the time, that's Alex's chair and Josh heard your parents are dead. We're all food in Nicolas Winding Refn's 2016 film, The Neon Demon. @swimfanspod

Alex was disappointed to hear Craig wasn't being bullied anymore, and did you hear that? The sound of Josh disappearing forever. Our lives are forever ruined in Tetsuya Nakashima's Confessions! Just kidding! @swimfanspod

Craig, Alex and Josh talk bugs, robins, and fascism in our discussion of Blue Velvet, the 1986 David Lynch film.