Swine Before Pearls

We delve into pseudoscience and quantum physics to hang out in random spots in Colorado through geocaching and randonautica.

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Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

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00:00 Intro

01:22 Explaining Randonautica

05:14 Our first Randonautica experience

07:04 Our second Randonautica experience

08:48 We have to die for the podcast

12:19 Randonautica is just worse Pokemon Go

17:21 Wrapping up Randonautica

19:18 Saving the day with geocaching

22:18 Creeping at an elementary school

28:16 Geocaching is just sober drug dealing

31:50 Geocaching's Secret Society

37:40 This podcast makes of great date night ideas

42:50 Wrapping Up

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form.  This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

Joel and Trent revisit their childhood by reading "The Hunger Games". Joel thinks he can thrive in the world of Panem, and Trent's bad taste in women gets exposed in 4K!

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

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00:00 Intro

02:44 Picking girls up in an airport with "The Hunger Games"

05:04 How long would we survive in the hunger games?

10:17 How we got into "The Hunger Games"

15:15 Reading "The Hunger Games" hits different

18:22 Joel's Dystopia Fantasy

20:33 The hunger games is a cool concept

25:17 Trent is NOT attracted to Jennifer Lawrence

27:40 The world-building is top-notch

31:02 Things fall off in the third book

35:06 Hamish

39:29 Relating to Peeta

44:12 Go for a charisma build

46:56 I'm fruity for fruit loops

49:16 Wrapping up

## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Read "The Hunger Games" here: https://amzn.to/3GOrOQN

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends  (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music,  movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long-form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form.  This is the Swine Before Pearls Podcast!

Joel and Trent punch above their weight and get in over their heads with Kendrick Lamar's "To Pimp a Butterfly".

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

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00:00 Intro

05:12 Wesley's Theory/King Kunta/Institutionalized

06:58 This album was chaos in our heads

10:49 Not putting music in a box

13:47 We can't fully relate to this album

16:13 We get serious

25:21 How much does a dollar really cost?

27:59 Alright

31:10 When was the last time music made you feel something?

40:34 Is rap music?

43:22 Wrapping up

## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Listen to "To Pimp A Butterfly Here": https://amzn.to/3GOrOQN

## About Us

Coming to you from a basement in Colorado, two childhood best friends (Joel and Trent) expand their horizons by taking in the best of music, movies, literature, art, and experiences. These cultural pearls might get trampled in the process, but at least the pigs are going to be happy! Every Thursday we post long form movie reactions, music reactions, book reviews, and experience postmortems in podcast form.

Trent and Joel experience the classic Christmas movie "It's a Wonderful Life'. Joel thinks he can rehabilitate Violet and the lads talk about bridges.  

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

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00:00 Intro

04:23 Joel has thoughts about "It's a Wonderful Life"

06:35 Violet is a babe

07:10 Trent loves "It's a Wonderful Life"

10:42 The Bridge

12:11 "The Twilight Zone" and "It's a Wonderful Life"

16:10 "It's a Wonderful Life" is an odd Christmas movie

19:26 George Bailey is a weird but sympathetic d-bag

23:05 Booze cruises and Finding God/Chubby Angel

29:34 Favorite Moments

33:27 "It's a Wonderful Life" might be losing its cultural staying power

36:55 Wrapping up

## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Watch It's a Wonderful Life Here: https://amzn.to/33emkjR

Joel and Trent spend time with some old ladies in a bingo parlor! Join the lads as they recount their experience of chasing the bingo high.

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

Music by Twizzled - IG: @twizzledofficial - Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/3IAu8hafhQBWROTzSrg2fM

Art by Rachel Stewart - IG/Etsy: @olivesndfigartstudio

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00:00 Intro

03:00 Inevitable Bad Bingo Joke

03:55 Intro to Bingo 

07:00 Are we too stupid for bingo?

09:53 Bobby, Our Guardian Angel

11:50 Joel wanted to eat the bingo marker

13:40 Joel had to Google 'How to win at Bingo'

14:45 People come to play Bingo seriously

16:53 Bingo is like fishing

19:35 Unenthused Bingo Caller

21:31 Bingo is expensive and intense

23:57 The Community of Bingo

30:34 Bingo Addiction

34:47 Overall Bingo thoughts

41:43 We're slowly turning into gambling addicts

44:24 What's coming up next?

## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Visit Winner's Bingo in Aurora, CO: https://www.winnersbingo.org/

Joel and Trent suffer through the literary darling "In Search of Lost Time". Trent loses it over church steeples and the lads practice being snobby.

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

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00:00 Intro

02:01 Joel's First Impressions

03:20 Trent's First Impressions / Rant

06:20 How to Read Proust

06:48 Bible Study or Proust

08:08 Proust Snobbery

10:45 It's a Steeple!

11:50 Summary

17:15 Bernstein Bears

20:39 Joel doesn't want to become like Marcel Proust

21:54 Brain Washing

23:28 Swine vs Pearl Collectors

24:20 In Search of Lost Time is too much

25:13 Why do people love this? 

27:03 Reading is a different experience for some people

29:24 Economy of Words

30:11 Trent's Great Idea

30:47 Joel wishes books were more like lego

31:51 Joel's Bane Impression

33:50 The bois DO NOT RECOMMEND "In Search of Lost Time"

35:00 Snobbery Practice 

38:00 Wrapping Up

40:20 What's Next? 

## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Read "In Search of Lost Time": https://amzn.to/3Fd7WGl

The boys discuss The Beach Boys' album Pet Sounds. Trent gets real about "Caroline, No" and Joel tries to take the podcast off the rails.

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

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00:00:00 Intro 

00:03:37 Previous experiences

00:06:20 Trent's musings on albums

00:07:54 Is Pet Sounds really the #2 album?

00:18:47 "Caroline, No" hits different for Trent

00:24:29 Joel listened to Pet Sounds on shuffle

00:27:50 Wouldn't it be nice?

00:30:11 Let's go away for a while

00:34:54 I know there's an answer

00:37:19 Hang on to your ego

00:42:00 I just wasn't made for these times

00:54:00 Closing thoughts

## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Listen to Pet Sounds: https://amzn.to/3EHoDcA

The lads discuss The Godfather Part 1, talk about what their own mob family might be like, and discuss Multi Level Marketing schemes.  

Follow Swine Before Pearls https://twitter.com/sbppod

Listen on Spotify/Apple Podcasts:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Watch the bois on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDIhtSeiTi4cyVHjKMnHO2Q

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt  

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00:00:00 Intro 

00:03:30 Godfather initial impressions 

00:05:44 Joel's second watch was at 2x speed 

00:07:37 Trent gets confused 

00:10:17 Joel gets confused 

00:11:23  The Godfather is not a popcorn movie 

00:13:12  Click bait reaction 

00:13:54 Trent and Joel's mob family 

00:17:12 Trent's standout moment 

00:22:14 Joel's standout moment 

00:24:42 Milo and Otis Tangent 

00:27:04 Message of the Movie 

00:37:20 Joel's Michael Corleone impression 

00:39:28 The lads don't know about Al Pacino 

00:45:06 The lads don't know about Marlon Brando 

00:46:52  Joel's Don Corleone impression

 00:48:27  MLM Tangent 

00:51:47 All about the wedding 

00:52:54 Subtitles, piracy, more crime family talk 

00:55:16 Takeaways and outro   

## Want to have these experiences for yourself? Watch The Godfather Part 1 here: https://amzn.to/3GM3srz

Trent and Joel take Swine Before Pearls on the road and see 3 plays in 1 day! Trent discovers his vice, Joel falls in love with a ghost lady, and the two lads discover the charm of the theater.

More Episodes on Spotify/iTunes:  https://anchor.fm/swinebeforepearls

Edited By: Stephen Kennicutt

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00:00:00 Intro

00:03:01 Going up to Cripple Creek

00:07:23 Trent discovers his vice

00:10:50 Cripple Creek (Play #1)

00:30:35 Joel falls in love with a ghost lady

00:35:37 Cripple Creek (Play #2)

00:41:20 Finding joy in unexpected places / Cripple Creek experience wrap up

00:45:23 Going to the Littleton Playhouse

00:47:54 Joel's coffee addiction

00:49:47 The stuffy snooty playhouse

00:51:28 Presentable Trent, slob Joel

00:52:55 The Fantastics - Littleton Playhouse (Play #3)

00:54:29 Trent's repressed 5th grade memories

00:59:58 Differences between young and old actors / personal acting stories

01:06:26 The Fantastics second act / Tripping balls with no help

01:12:21 Trent's realization about unknown experiences

01:16:55 Closing thoughts

## Want to have these experiences for yourself?

Butte Theater (Cripple Creek) https://buttetheater.com/

Littleton Town Hall Arts Center (Littleton Playhouse) https://townhallartscenter.org/

Joel and Trent discuss one of the most historically controversial books of the 20th century, The Catcher in the Rye.