Swingers Unscripted

So… you’re curious about the lifestyle.

Maybe you and your partner have joked about it. Maybe you’ve talked about it in bed. Maybe the conversations have gotten a little more serious lately. Or maybe you’ve already decided you want to explore and now you’re sitting there thinking…

Okay. What the hell do we do next? 😂🍍

Welcome to your unofficial Pineapple Starter Pack.

This week, we’re taking it ALL the way back to the beginning — not only talking about how someone can start exploring the lifestyle, but walking you through our own journey from talking about it to actually doing it.

We’re getting into those first conversations, figuring out boundaries, finding other people, making profiles, navigating events and parties, dealing with nerves and jealousy, communicating before AND after an experience, and all the weird little things nobody really tells you when you’re brand new.

And because this is Swingers Unscripted, we’re not just giving you a checklist.

We’re telling you what we actually did. What worked. What didn’t. What surprised us. What we learned along the way. And what we know now that we definitely didn’t know when we first started.

Whether you’re completely pineapple-curious, actively trying to figure out your first move, or already in the lifestyle and just want to compare notes…

Grab a drink and hang out with us.

It’s time to Pop Your Pineapple. 🍍🎙️

⭐ SUBSCRIBE + RATE US

If you’re enjoying Swingers Unscripted, make sure you hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode!

And if you’ve got a second, leave us a rating or review wherever you listen. It helps new listeners find the show, helps our little pineapple corner of the internet keep growing, and we appreciate the hell out of every one of you. 🖤🍍

🔗 EVERYTHING SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED

Want to shop our apparel, follow our socials, find everywhere we’re streaming, or keep up with everything Swingers Unscripted?

It’s all right here:

https://beacons.ai/swingersunscripted?__v=14.433.0

📞 THE SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED HOTLINE

803-566-7461

Got a question for Dear Mr. & Mrs. B? Have a lifestyle question, wild story, confession, awkward encounter, or something completely unhinged you want our take on?

Call or text the hotline!

You can stay completely anonymous — just let us know if you want your name changed or left out entirely.

And you absolutely do not have to be in the lifestyle to reach out. If you’re curious, considering it, or have something you’ve always wanted to ask a couple in the lifestyle, send it our way. 👀🍍

🔞 DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ and contains mature conversations about sex, relationships, consensual non-monogamy, and the lifestyle.

Everything discussed in this episode is based on our own experiences, opinions, and what has worked for our relationship. There is no universal roadmap for entering the lifestyle, and our experiences should not be treated as a set of rules or professional relationship advice.

Every relationship, boundary, and comfort level is different. Participation should always involve consenting adults, and everyone involved should feel comfortable communicating their boundaries and changing their mind at any point.

Nothing discussed on this podcast should be considered professional relationship, medical, legal, or mental health advice.

Consent, communication, honesty, privacy, and respect are always the priority.

🎙️ Swingers Unscripted — real stories, real experiences, zero script.

We’re back with another round of Dear Mr. & Mrs. B — which means you sent the questions, and now we get to give you our completely unfiltered answers. 😅

This week’s listener questions take us all over the place. We’ve got lifestyle situations, relationship dilemmas, awkward moments, curiosity from inside AND outside the lifestyle, and a few questions that definitely sent us down some unexpected rabbit holes. 😂

As always, we’re reading them, talking them through, probably disagreeing at some point, getting completely off topic at least once, and telling you exactly what we think.

No scripts. No rehearsed answers. Just your questions and whatever comes out of our mouths next.

Grab a drink and hang out with us — it’s time for another round of Dear Mr. & Mrs. B. 🍍

⭐ SUBSCRIBE + RATE US

If you’re enjoying Swingers Unscripted, make sure you hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode!

And if you’ve got a second, leave us a rating or review wherever you listen. It helps new listeners find the show and helps our little pineapple corner of the internet keep growing. We appreciate the hell out of every one of you. 🖤

🔗 EVERYTHING SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED

Want to shop our apparel, follow our socials, find everywhere we’re streaming, or keep up with everything Swingers Unscripted?

It’s all right here:

https://beacons.ai/swingersunscripted?__v=14.433.0

📞 THE SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED HOTLINE

803-566-7461

Got a question for Dear Mr. & Mrs. B? Have a wild lifestyle story, confession, awkward encounter, hot take, or something completely unhinged you want us to talk about?

Call or text the hotline!

You can stay completely anonymous — just let us know if you want your name changed or left out entirely.

And remember: you don’t have to be in the lifestyle to send us a question. If you’re vanilla, curious, or just have something you’ve always wanted to ask a couple of swingers, send it our way. 👀🍍

🔞 DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ and contains explicit conversations about sex, relationships, consensual non-monogamy, and the lifestyle.

The stories, opinions, and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and are intended for entertainment and discussion purposes only. We are not therapists, relationship counselors, medical professionals, or experts, and nothing discussed on this podcast should be considered professional advice.

Listener submissions may be edited for length, clarity, and anonymity. Names and identifying details may be changed or omitted to protect privacy.

Consent, communication, honesty, privacy, and respect are always the priority.

🎙️ Swingers Unscripted — real stories, real experiences, zero script.

We survived Secrets. We made it home. And now it’s time to tell you EVERYTHING. 😅

After giving you a little taste of the chaos with our bonus episode live from Secrets, Mr. & Mrs. B are back behind the microphones to recap the ENTIRE weekend from beginning to end.

We’re talking about the people we met, the friends we spent the weekend with, the parties, the outfits, the pool, the shenanigans, the unexpected moments, and yes… somehow BINGO became part of the story. 😂

There were sunburns. There were drinks. There were laughs. There were late nights. There was some pretty damn epic playtime. 👀 And there are definitely a few stories we couldn’t come home without telling you.

We’re breaking down what we loved, what surprised us, our favorite moments from the weekend, and what it was actually like spending a few days at Secrets Hideaway.

Basically, if you wanted to feel like you came to Secrets with us — this is your episode.

Grab a drink, get comfortable, and prepare yourself because we have STORIES. 😂🍍

⭐ SUBSCRIBE + RATE US

If you’re enjoying Swingers Unscripted, make sure you hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode!

And if you’ve got a second, leave us a rating or review wherever you listen. It helps more people find our little corner of the internet, helps the podcast keep growing, and we seriously appreciate every single one of you. 🖤🍍

🔗 EVERYTHING SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED

Want to shop our apparel, follow our socials, find everywhere we’re streaming, or keep up with everything Swingers Unscripted?

It’s all in one place:

https://beacons.ai/swingersunscripted?__v=14.433.0

📞 THE SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED HOTLINE

803-566-7461

Got a question for Dear Mr. & Mrs. B? Have a wild lifestyle story, confession, awkward encounter, hot take, or something completely unhinged you want us to talk about?

Call or text the hotline!

You can stay completely anonymous — just let us know if you want your name changed or left out entirely.

And nope, you do not have to be in the lifestyle to send us something. If you’re just curious and have always wanted to ask swingers a question, send it our way! 👀

🔞 DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ and contains explicit conversations about sex, relationships, consensual non-monogamy, and the lifestyle.

The stories, opinions, and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and are intended for entertainment and discussion purposes only. Nothing discussed on this podcast should be considered professional relationship, medical, legal, or mental health advice.

This episode discusses our personal experiences at an event and venue involving other individuals. Any stories shared are told from our own perspective. Names and identifying details may be changed or omitted to respect the privacy of others.

Consent, communication, honesty, privacy, and respect are always the priority.

🎙️ Swingers Unscripted — real stories, real experiences, zero script.

SURPRISE! You’re getting a bonus episode this week — and this one is a little different. 😅

We’re coming to you LIVE from Secrets Hideaway with a room full of our friends, one microphone, several drinks, way too many opinions, and absolutely ZERO control over where this conversation is going. 😂

There was no real plan. No carefully prepared questions. No attempt whatsoever at keeping everyone on topic.

Just Mr. & Mrs. B + our friends + a microphone at Secrets.

People are talking over each other. There’s background chatter. There’s laughter. There are side conversations happening that probably deserve their own podcast. Someone is always yelling something from across the room. And somehow… we managed to record an episode. 😅

This one is loud. It’s chaotic. It’s completely unfiltered.

And honestly?

This might be the most “Unscripted” that Swingers Unscripted has ever been. 😂🍍

So grab a drink, turn the volume up, and pretend you’re sitting in the room with us.

Welcome to Secrets. 😈

⭐ SUBSCRIBE + RATE US

If you’re enjoying Swingers Unscripted, hit subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode — including the ones we apparently decide to record spontaneously from a hotel room full of people. 😂

And if you’ve got a second, leave us a rating or review wherever you listen! It helps new people find the show and helps our little pineapple family keep growing. 🖤🍍

🔗 EVERYTHING SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED

Want to shop our apparel, follow our socials, find everywhere we’re streaming, or keep up with everything Swingers Unscripted?

It’s all right here:

https://beacons.ai/swingersunscripted?__v=14.433.0

📞 THE SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED HOTLINE

803-566-7461

Got a question for Dear Mr. & Mrs. B? A wild lifestyle story? A confession? An awkward encounter? Something hilarious, messy, or completely unhinged you want us to talk about?

Call or text the hotline!

You can stay completely anonymous — just let us know if you want your name changed or left out entirely.

And you absolutely do not have to be in the lifestyle to send us something. Curious vanilla listeners, we want your questions too. 👀🍍

🔞 DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ and contains explicit conversations about sex, relationships, consensual non-monogamy, and the lifestyle.

This bonus episode was recorded live in a social setting and includes multiple guests, background conversations, adult language, and spontaneous discussion. The opinions, stories, and experiences shared by individual guests belong to those individuals and do not necessarily represent the views or experiences of Mr. & Mrs. B or Swingers Unscripted.

This podcast is intended for entertainment and discussion purposes only and should not be considered professional relationship, medical, legal, or mental health advice.

Names and identifying details may be changed, edited, or omitted to respect the privacy of those involved.

Consent, communication, honesty, privacy, and respect are always the priority.

🎙️ Swingers Unscripted — real stories, real experiences, zero script.

It’s another round of Dear Mr. & Mrs. B, and y’all came through with the questions again. 😂🍍

This week, we’re answering another batch of listener submissions — the messy ones, the curious ones, the “what the actual fuck would you do?” ones, and everything in between.

We’re talking lifestyle situations, boundaries, relationships, awkward moments, and giving you our completely unfiltered opinions… which, by now, you should know can go absolutely anywhere. 😂

AND while we’re answering your questions, we’re also getting ready for our next adventure because we’re headed to Secrets this week! 👀🔥

The outfits are being planned, the bags are getting packed, and mentally? We’ll get there eventually. 😂

So consider this the calm before whatever the hell happens next.

Grab a drink, settle in, and welcome back to another week of Dear Mr. & Mrs. B.

⭐ SUBSCRIBE + RATE US

If you’re enjoying Swingers Unscripted, hit subscribe/follow so you don’t miss an episode — especially because you KNOW there’s going to be a Secrets recap coming after this. 👀

And if you’ve got a second, leave us a rating or review wherever you listen! It helps more people find the podcast, and we appreciate the hell out of every single one of you. 🖤

🔗 EVERYTHING SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED

Want to shop our apparel, follow our socials, find everywhere we’re streaming, or just stalk us a little?

It’s all right here:

https://beacons.ai/swingersunscripted?__v=14.433.0

📞 THE SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED HOTLINE

803-566-7461

Got a question for Dear Mr. & Mrs. B? Have a wild lifestyle story, confession, awkward encounter, hot take, or something completely unhinged you want us to talk about?

Call or text the hotline!

You can stay completely anonymous — just let us know if you want your name changed or left out entirely.

And yes, non-swingers can send questions too! If you’ve always wanted to ask swingers something but never had anyone to ask… this is your chance. 🍍

🔞 DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ and contains explicit conversations about sex, relationships, consensual non-monogamy, and the lifestyle.

The stories, opinions, and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and are intended for entertainment and discussion purposes only. We are not therapists, relationship counselors, medical professionals, or experts, and nothing discussed on this podcast should be considered professional advice.

Listener submissions may be edited for length, clarity, and anonymity. Names and identifying details may be changed or omitted to protect privacy.

Consent, communication, honesty, privacy, and respect are always the priority.

🎙️ Swingers Unscripted — real stories, real experiences, zero script.

We’re back from Atlanta, we’ve (not) recovered, and obviously we need to talk about EVERYTHING. 😂

This week, we’re giving you the full recap of our weekend at GLOW — a lifestyle hotel takeover in ATL.

From the moment we checked in to the moment we somehow dragged ourselves back out, we’re taking you along for the entire weekend.

The parties. The people. The outfits. The room crawl. The late-night shenanigans. The things that went exactly as planned… and the things that absolutely did not. 👀

If you’ve ever wondered what an entire hotel full of swingers looks like for a weekend — welcome. 😂🍍

We’re breaking down what we loved, what made us laugh, our favorite moments, the stories we probably shouldn’t tell but are going to anyway, and everything else that happened during another completely unscripted weekend in the lifestyle.

⭐ SUBSCRIBE + RATE US

If you’re enjoying Swingers Unscripted, make sure you subscribe/follow so you never miss an episode! And if you have a second, leave us a rating or review wherever you listen. It helps more people stumble into our little corner of the internet — and we appreciate the hell out of every one of you. 🖤🍍

🔗 EVERYTHING SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED

Want our apparel, socials, podcast links, and everything else Swingers Unscripted? It’s all in one place:

https://beacons.ai/swingersunscripted?__v=14.433.0

📞 THE SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED HOTLINE

803-566-7461

Got a question for Dear Mr. & Mrs. B? Have a wild lifestyle story, confession, awkward encounter, hot take, or something completely unhinged you want us to discuss?

Call or text the hotline! You can stay completely anonymous — just let us know if you want your name changed or left out entirely.

🔞 DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ and contains explicit conversations about sex, relationships, consensual non-monogamy, and the lifestyle.

The stories, opinions, and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and are intended for entertainment and discussion purposes only. They should not be considered professional relationship, medical, legal, or mental health advice.

Any individuals discussed during our recaps are spoken about from our own perspective and experience. Names and identifying details may be changed or omitted to respect the privacy of others.

Consent, communication, honesty, privacy, and respect are always the priority.

🎙️ Swingers Unscripted — real stories, real experiences, zero script.

Another week, another round of Dear Mr. & Mrs. B… and y’all definitely gave us plenty to talk about. 😂

Episode 19 is all about YOUR questions, stories, situations, and “okay but what would YOU do?” moments. We’re diving into another batch of listener submissions and giving you our completely unfiltered opinions — whether you asked for them or not.

Some are messy. Some are hilarious. Some come from people already in the lifestyle, and some come from people on the outside who are just genuinely curious about what the hell we’re all doing over here. 🍍

As always, these are our personal opinions and experiences. We’re not experts, therapists, relationship counselors, or the official spokespersons for the lifestyle. We’re just Mr. & Mrs. B talking shit into microphones and telling you what WE think.

⭐ SUBSCRIBE + RATE US

If you’re enjoying Swingers Unscripted, make sure you hit subscribe/follow so you don’t miss an episode! And if you’ve got a second, leave us a rating or review wherever you listen. It seriously helps more people find the podcast — and we love seeing what y’all have to say. 🍍🖤

🔗 EVERYTHING SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED

Apparel, podcast links, socials, and everything else Swingers Unscripted:

https://beacons.ai/swingersunscripted?__v=14.433.0

📞 THE SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED HOTLINE

803-566-7461

Got a question for Dear Mr. & Mrs. B? A wild lifestyle story? A confession? Something awkward, hilarious, messy, or completely unhinged that you want us to talk about?

Call or text the hotline! You can remain completely anonymous — just let us know if you’d like your name changed or left out entirely.

🔞 DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ and contains explicit conversations about sex, relationships, non-monogamy, and the consensual lifestyle. The stories, opinions, and experiences shared on this podcast are for entertainment and discussion purposes only and should not be considered professional relationship, medical, legal, or mental health advice.

Listener submissions may be edited for length, clarity, and anonymity. Names and identifying details may be changed to protect privacy.

Consent, communication, honesty, and respect are always the priority.

🎙️ Swingers Unscripted — real stories, real experiences, zero script.

This week, we’re doing something we haven’t done before: bringing another couple on the mic with us.

We’re joined by our wonderful friends Mr. & Mrs. P from Part-Time Pineapples to talk about what it’s like being newer to the lifestyle and figuring things out as you go.

We get into how they started, their first experiences, what they’ve learned so far, boundaries, things they’re curious about trying next, and some of the awkward and hilarious moments that come with being the new kids in the pineapple patch.

It’s four friends, four microphones, and a completely unscripted conversation about swinging, relationships, sex, friendship, and everything in between.

No experts. No rulebook. Just four swingers comparing notes. 🍍

🎙️ PART-TIME PINEAPPLES

Want to hear more from Mr. & Mrs. P? Search Part-Time Pineapples wherever you listen to podcasts.

Their show follows their journey as a married couple exploring the swinging lifestyle and everything that comes along with it.

🍍 THE SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED HOTLINE

Have a question for Mr. & Mrs. B? A situation you want our take on? A confession? A crazy lifestyle story we HAVE to hear?

📞 803-566-7461

Call or text us anytime.

You can leave your name, a nickname, or stay completely anonymous. If you leave a voicemail, just let us know at the end whether we have permission to play your recording on the podcast or if you’d prefer us to read it ourselves.

🔞 DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ only. The stories, opinions, and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and those of our guests. Nothing discussed should be taken as professional relationship, medical, or legal advice.

All names and identifying details may be changed to protect privacy. Participation in the lifestyle should always involve informed, enthusiastic consent, clear communication, and respect for everyone involved.

We’re back after taking a week off, and apparently y’all used that time to absolutely LOSE IT in our inbox. 😂

This week is packed with listener questions, and somehow every single one gets progressively more unhinged. Awkward situations, messy feelings, questionable decisions, sex, jealousy, boundaries, and a few things we genuinely did not know how to respond to.

And then there’s the last question.

We’re not spoiling it. We’re not even sure we’ve fully recovered from it.

Just know that when we say DOOZY, we mean it. 💀

🎙️ THE HOTLINE

Got a question? A confession? A completely unhinged lifestyle story? Need advice from two people who are absolutely not qualified to give it?

Call or text the Swingers Unscripted Hotline: 803-566-7461

You can leave your name, a nickname, or stay completely anonymous. If you leave a voicemail, let us know at the end whether we have permission to play your recording on the podcast or if you’d rather us read it ourselves.

DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ only. The stories, opinions, and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and/or submitted by listeners. Listener submissions may be edited for length, clarity, and anonymity. Names and identifying details may be changed to protect privacy. Nothing discussed on this podcast should be considered professional, medical, legal, or relationship advice.

The inbox has been busy, so we’re back with another round of Dear Mr. & Mrs. B.

This week’s listener questions definitely made us think. We’re talking attraction to other partners, feelings that probably shouldn’t be catching feelings, boundaries getting blurry, jealousy, honesty, and a few situations where there really isn’t an easy answer.

Some are messy. Some are complicated. Some had us looking at each other like, well… shit.

As always, we’re answering from our own experiences and perspectives. We’re not experts, and we definitely don’t have the lifestyle all figured out. We’re just two married people talking through the questions you send us and telling you what we’d do, what we wouldn’t do, and where we think things can go sideways.

And yes… we disagree sometimes. 😂

🍍 WANT TO BE ON THE NEXT “DEAR MR. & MRS. B”?

Send us your questions, stories, dilemmas, confessions, or complete lifestyle disasters.

Swingers Unscripted Hotline:
📞 803-566-7461

Call or text. You can give us your name, use a nickname/code name, or stay completely anonymous.

If you leave a voicemail, please let us know whether we have permission to play your recording on the podcast or if you’d prefer that we read your question ourselves.

🔞 DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for mature audiences 18+ and contains explicit discussions of sex, relationships, non-monogamy, and other adult topics.

The opinions and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and are intended for entertainment and discussion purposes only. Nothing discussed should be considered professional relationship, medical, legal, or mental health advice.

Any identifying details may be changed or omitted to protect the privacy of the people involved. Listener submissions may also be edited for length or clarity.

Consent, communication, boundaries, and respect are non-negotiable.