Swingers Unscripted

Think swinging means everyone is sleeping with everyone? That jealousy magically disappears? That every upside-down pineapple is a secret invitation to get naked?

Yeah… we need to talk. 😂

This week, Mr. & Mrs. B are playing Myth Busters: Swinger Edition and tackling some of the most common assumptions people make about swinging and the lifestyle.

We’re talking jealousy, relationships, sex, attraction, boundaries, parties, pineapples and all the things people think happen once you enter the lifestyle.

Some myths have a tiny bit of truth buried in them. Some are wildly inaccurate. And some made us wonder who the hell started them in the first place.

No textbook explanations. No pretending we speak for the entire lifestyle. Just our experiences, our opinions and what we’ve actually seen since becoming swingers.

🎙️ THE SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED HOTLINE

Got a question for Mr. & Mrs. B? A confession? A lifestyle dilemma? A story you need to get off your chest?

📞 Call or text: 803-566-7461

Use your real name, a nickname, or stay completely anonymous.

If you leave a voicemail, please tell us at the end whether we have permission to play your recording on the podcast or if you would prefer that we read your message instead.

🔞 DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ only and contains explicit discussions of sex, relationships and consensual non-monogamy.

The experiences and opinions shared on this podcast are our own and are not intended to represent every person or couple in the lifestyle. Nothing discussed should be considered professional relationship, medical, legal or mental health advice.

All stories involving other individuals are shared with identifying details changed or omitted to protect their privacy.

Consent, communication, boundaries and safer-sex practices matter. What works for us may not work for you.

This is real life, real marriage and real swinging.

Unscripted.

The inbox is open again. 😏

It’s time for another round of Dear Mr. & Mrs. B, where we answer questions sent in by YOU.

This week’s questions are all over the map. Some are funny. Some are awkward. Some had us wondering how the hell we were supposed to answer them. And a few take us into much heavier territory involving boundaries, consent, relationships, and what happens when a lifestyle experience goes somewhere it never should have.

As always, we’re answering from our own experiences and perspectives. We’re not experts, therapists, or relationship counselors. We’re just Mr. & Mrs. B, talking through these situations the same way we would if you were sitting across from us with a drink in your hand.

Some questions make us laugh. Some make us think. And some deserve a much more serious conversation.

📞 THE SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED HOTLINE

Have a question for Mr. & Mrs. B? A lifestyle dilemma you want our take on? A confession, crazy story, awkward encounter, or something you just need to get off your chest?

Call or text the Swingers Unscripted Hotline.

You can leave your real name, give us a nickname, or stay completely anonymous.

If you leave a voicemail, please tell us at the end whether we have permission to play your actual recording on the podcast or if you’d prefer that we read your message ourselves.

Your question might make it into the next Dear Mr. & Mrs. B episode. 🍍

⚠️ DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for mature audiences and contains explicit discussions of sex, relationships, non-monogamy, and other adult topics.

The opinions and experiences shared on this podcast are our own and are not intended as professional, medical, legal, or mental health advice.

Listener questions may involve sensitive or distressing subjects, including discussions of sexual boundaries, consent, coercion, relationship conflict, and other difficult experiences. Please listen with care and skip any portion that may be upsetting or triggering for you.

Any identifying details may be changed or omitted to protect the privacy of the people involved. Consent is non-negotiable, and participation in the lifestyle never removes anyone’s right to establish, enforce, or change their boundaries at any time. 18+

We’ve been to takeovers at Secrets Hideaway twice now… so it’s probably time we talked about it. 😏

This week, we’re taking you back through both of our Secrets takeover trips: what the experience was actually like, the people we met, the moments that still make us laugh, the awkward parts, the sexy parts, and everything that happened somewhere in between.

Was the second trip different from the first? Absolutely.

Did we learn anything from round one? Debatable.

Did we somehow come home with even more stories the second time? Obviously.

We’re sharing our experience from both trips, the good, the wild, the unexpected, and the moments that could only happen when you put a resort full of lifestyle people together for a weekend.

Grab a drink, turn the volume down if the kids are nearby, and come hang out with us.

📞 THE SWINGERS UNSCRIPTED HOTLINE

Have a question you want us to answer on the podcast? A wild lifestyle story? Need advice? Or just have something you’ve been dying to ask another couple?

Call or text us at 803-566-7461.

You can leave your name or nickname, or stay completely anonymous.

If you leave a voicemail, please tell us at the end whether we have permission to play your recording on the podcast or if you’d prefer that we read it ourselves.

Your question or story might make it into an upcoming episode. 🍍

⚠️ DISCLAIMER

Swingers Unscripted is intended for mature audiences 18+ and contains explicit discussions of sex, relationships, consensual non-monogamy, and adult lifestyle experiences.

The stories and opinions shared on this podcast reflect our personal experiences and perspectives. Names and identifying details may be changed to protect the privacy of others. Any references to venues, events, businesses, or organizations are based solely on our own experiences and should not be interpreted as endorsements, official representations, or statements made on their behalf.

All experiences discussed involving sexual activity are between consenting adults.

This podcast is for entertainment purposes only.

It’s time for another midweek listener Q&A! You sent us your questions, confessions, awkward situations, and “what would you do?” scenarios, and we’re giving our completely unfiltered opinions.

From navigating the lifestyle to relationships, boundaries, and everything in between, nothing is off limits. Some questions get serious, some get chaotic… and a few leave us wondering what exactly is happening in your lives.

📞 Pineapple Hotline

Have a question, confession, funny story, or topic you want us to cover?

Call or text the Pineapple Hotline: (803) 566-7461

* Leave a voicemail, or send us a text.

* Stay completely anonymous or give yourself a fun nickname.

* If you leave a voicemail, let us know at the end of your message whether you’re okay with us playing your recording on the podcast or if you’d rather we read it ourselves.

We love hearing from you, and your stories help shape future episodes!

Disclaimer

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18+ and contains explicit discussions about relationships, sexuality, and the lifestyle. Everything shared on this podcast reflects our personal experiences and opinions and should not be taken as professional, medical, legal, or relationship advice. We encourage open communication, enthusiastic consent, mutual respect, and practicing safe sex in every relationship dynamic.

This week we’re taking you along for our latest lifestyle event—GLOW.

From unexpected kisses and hilarious hotel moments to meeting incredible people and making memories we’ll be talking about for years, this weekend had a little bit of everything. We share the funny, the awkward, the exciting, and the moments that remind us why we’ve fallen in love with this community.

If you’ve ever wondered what these events are really like beyond the stereotypes, this episode gives you a behind-the-scenes look at the friendships, connections, laughs, and unforgettable moments that made GLOW one for the books.

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📞 The Pineapple Hotline

Have a question, confession, funny story, or topic you’d like us to cover?

Call or text 803-566-7461.

Leave us a voicemail or send a text, and let us know whether you’d like us to play your voicemail on the show or simply read your message. You can remain completely anonymous or give yourself a nickname—we love hearing from you either way!

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Disclaimer

Swingers Unscripted is intended for adults 18 years of age or older. The stories and opinions shared are based on our own experiences and are meant for entertainment purposes only. Every couple and every lifestyle journey is different. We encourage open communication, enthusiastic consent, honesty, and respect in every interaction. Names and identifying details may be changed to protect the privacy of others.

You asked… and nothing was off limits.

In this episode, we’re diving back into your anonymous texts and voicemails; from genuine lifestyle questions and relationship advice to the weird, hilarious, and “how did this even happen?” moments. As always, we answer everything honestly, with zero sugarcoating.

Got a question, story, confession, or need advice? We’d love to hear from you.

📱 Pineapple Hotline: 803-566-7461

You can:

• Leave us a voicemail (you can stay completely anonymous)

• Send us a text if you’d rather not talk

• Tell us if you’re okay with us playing your voicemail on the show or if you’d prefer we simply read it aloud instead.

We seriously love hearing from you, and your questions help shape future episodes.

Disclaimer: Swingers Unscripted is intended for mature audiences 18+. The opinions shared are based on our own personal experiences and should not be considered professional, medical, legal, or relationship advice. Every relationship and every dynamic is different—always communicate openly, prioritize consent, and make the choices that are right for you.

Welcome back to Swingers Unscripted!

This week we’re reliving the absolute blast that was Mr. & Mrs. C’s second annual cabin party, featuring Pussy Moths, an unexpected Great Clit Exploration™, electrostimulation, glizzys, bears lurking outside, and a weekend full of the kind of stories that make you question every life decision… in the best way possible.

🍍 Have a question, confession, crazy story, or topic you’d like us to cover?

Call or text our Pineapple Hotline:

803-566-7461

Leave us a voicemail (or send a text if that’s more your style). Stay anonymous or tell us your name—your choice! If you leave a voicemail, let us know at the end whether you’re okay with us playing the recording on the podcast or if you’d rather we read it instead.

Disclaimer: Swingers Unscripted is an entertainment podcast based on our personal experiences and opinions. We are not medical, legal, or relationship professionals. The lifestyle is built on enthusiastic consent, communication, honesty, and respect. Every relationship is different, so what works for us may not work for you. All identifying details of others have been changed or omitted to protect privacy.

You asked, we answered… and absolutely nothing was off limits. 🍍

In this episode, we’re diving into questions submitted by listeners through our hotline. From genuine lifestyle curiosity to spicy scenarios and everything in between, we give our completely unfiltered thoughts, personal experiences, and the advice we’d give our closest friends.

Whether you’re brand new to the lifestyle, a seasoned swinger, or just plain curious, grab a drink and join the conversation.

Want to be featured on a future episode?

📱 Call or text our anonymous hotline: 803-566-7461

Leave us a voicemail or send a text with:

* Questions about the lifestyle

* Advice situations

* Confessions

* Funny stories

* Episode ideas

* “Am I the asshole?” swinger edition

* Literally anything else you want us to talk about

If you leave a voicemail, let us know at the end of your message whether we have permission to play your recording on the podcast or if you’d rather us read it anonymously instead.

We can’t wait to hear from you!

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Disclaimer

⚠️ Disclaimer: Swingers Unscripted is an adults-only podcast intended for listeners 18+. The opinions shared are based solely on our personal experiences and should not be considered professional, medical, legal, or relationship advice. Every couple and every dynamic is different—what works for us may not work for you. As always, prioritize enthusiastic consent, open communication, respect, and safer sex practices. All names and identifying details may be changed to protect privacy.

Another weekend… another story that somehow gets more ridiculous the longer it goes.

We take you inside a birthday cabin party with nearly 20 people (mostly strangers) where nothing went according to plan. From awkward introductions and hilarious moments to unexpected surprises, wildlife, questionable decisions, an electric shock that Mrs. B insists on calling a cattle prod, and the mystery of who ended up wearing—and peeing in—Mr. B’s shorts…

And trust us… if you think you’ve heard the craziest part, you haven’t.

Whatever you do, don’t stop listening early. Around the 45-minute mark, the story takes an incredibly awkward turn that neither of us saw coming.

As always, we’re sharing the real story exactly as it happened—with plenty of laughs, embarrassing moments, and the kind of memories that only seem to happen in the lifestyle.

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Disclaimer: Swingers Unscripted is intended for mature audiences (18+) and contains discussions of consensual non-monogamy, adult relationships, sexuality, and explicit language. All stories shared are based on our personal experiences and opinions. Names and identifying details may be changed to protect privacy. Our experiences are not intended as advice or a guide for others—every relationship and dynamic is different.

It’s time to put each other in the hot seat. We take turns asking questions we haven’t heard in advance, covering everything from our relationship and the lifestyle to awkward moments, fantasies, boundaries, and a few questions that definitely caught us off guard. No scripts, no rehearsed answers… just honest conversations and whatever comes out in the moment.

📱 Swingers Unscripted Hotline: 803-566-7461

Text or leave us a voicemail with your questions or stories! Stay anonymous, use your real name, or a nickname—it’s completely up to you. If you leave a voicemail, let us know at the end if you’re okay with us playing your recording or if you’d prefer we simply read your question instead.

⚠️ Disclaimer:

Swingers Unscripted is intended for mature audiences (18+). The views and experiences shared are our own and are not intended as advice or a representation of the lifestyle as a whole. Always communicate openly, respect boundaries, and prioritize consent.