Today's topics include what to do when you encounter a hitchhiker, new words added to the dictionary, and learn why we are trademarking the word CREAMATOR.

We're back after a really loooooong awkward pause to talk about social media etiquette, how Luckey would off himself, and lacrosse sticks... or whatever they're called.

Today, we introduce you to Lil Tay and Nicole Carmel. Plus, Luckey describes his first strip club outing and Sybil nearly dies on the air. Also, is Beyonce overrated?

Celebrate Friday the 13th with superstition talk. We also reveal what'll get you deleted on social media and we break down the new cast of Dancing with the Stars. (Sorry, Tonya Harding.)

Sybil and Luckey teach you about zoop and condom snorting. Sybil's giant lips keep her from performing properly and Luckey rocks another animals-having-sex shirt... from his Nanna.

We're celebrating St. Patrick's Day in the most Dallas way possible tomorrow. We dissect the shenanigans of the annual Greenville Ave. Parade. We also re-live the debauchery of Sybil's birthday party last weekend, talk about Luckey's near-death experience, and discuss Randi's new man bun.