sydney’s voice memos

hi i think this one is a little bit funny and silly. also how i love to gossip.

buzz update, a long & weird story, why i’ll always be jewish

stoned and blabbing but you might find it fun

catching up. ranting. being happy and sad. a funny story about a former nemesis. some new ideas I have for things. the usual. enjoy. :)

sorry it's been so long. here's me talking about parasocial relationships, halloween, primus, vulnerabilities, writing, and paranoia.

the TMI episode

well...turns out i have an infection...lol

i also read something embarrassing i wrote in 2013

feeling embarrassed but posting thru it, woodstock 99 documentary, my drawing process, hell energy drink, more zits, the aimee terese special, tilted haunted apartment, being afraid everyone hates me, nose picking, etc. yes I like korn, wearing mask

I answer more of your questions while i’m in the bath. I muse about potato chips, poetry, vulnerability, etc. just a part 1 part 2 is tmrw

in which I answer ur questions such as “when r u getting married” “how did u get ur money” “u look like steve buscemi” etc etc