sydney’s voice memos

ppl in new york city r the worsssssst

featuring lauren! this is a recording of us tripping on shrooms. talking about early internet, listening to the beach boys, buzz being one of the girls, playing with my moms old view master, having a lesbian crush when you’re a kid, all kids today are trans??? two girls one cup/one guy one jar, cats, describing our visuals LOL.

back in nyc, embarrassing poop moments, existential crisis, a recent very embarrassing moment that I really delve into lol, my poetry writing process, feeling terrible and incredibly insecure, feeling overconfident, doing impressions, sniffing poppers, upcoming comedy opportunities, not reading anonymous gossip about me has been good for the soul

sydney in LA recorded from the backyard ft. lots of birds. why I have A Problem. nyc vs. la. waiting in line for restaurants. i’m stoned as fuck. imo probably one of the funniest eps bc I crack myself up

we finished the bag of shrooms and had an excellent time! it was crazy...i'm hungover. lol. i answer the questions people submitted anonymously. strong, cheap, and sweet wine. violent femmes' self titled album. crying a lot this weekend. lots of sappy thoughts. this is my first real relationship ever. people who try to make being boring seem cool. i don't hate detroit!!! etc. my friend spotted caroline calloway irl lmaoo

jealousy and resentment, i want people to think i'm cool, i do wanna be famous, i am a lil bit of a narcissist, shit talking annoying smug ppl, will i ever find fulfillment? one of my most embarrassing twitter moments, the worst person i've ever met, i did find my wallet, it was right under my computer lmao, MY BRAIN HURTS!!!! i'll add a sexual assault trigger warning

the saga of my first love and heartbreak, taking shrooms, tripping and having to use the west elm bathroom, the year 2010, photography

the lowest pt in my life, crohns disease lol, weight gain, beginning of the pandemic vibes, a hospital visit, lolcow, my fav subreddits, caroline calloway, discussing my past nemesi, looking at ppl's instagrams you hate, recent weird dreams, possible cancellation of me, CLOUT CHASERS, sam scaring me

stoned thoughts, being a failed screenwriter, birds, constellations, the chaotic neutrality of NYC, knowing i'm a piece of shit, tiktok lolitas, dimes square, etc.