God preserve me I've never been a religious man but oh no oh no oh no please please

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Jonathan Goldstein tells us what isn't funny. And the bomb is for the bird.

Back in the mid 1950s, the government began a small program with a simple purpose. A simple and completely reasonable purpose.

Shakespeare shall be shouted! Relationship advice shall be proffered! A woman shall become intimate with her news feed! Is anybody in this Red Lobster listening to me? Hello?

Think of this podcast as a parade of invisible worms coming out of your earbuds. Don't be concerned. They are friendly, 90% metaphorical worms, and they reproduce infrequently.

Hello. At this point you are closer to hearing the Syrup Trap Pod Cast than most people in the world have ever been. Granted, most of those people are also dead. But you are not. So please listen and enjoy with your beautiful non-decaying ears.