Want to know if your marriage will last? Figure out what you’re gonna make for dinner…. every night…. for the rest of your life.

Today we tackle mid week meals from three different perspectives. A single guy with time on his hands. A married man who (along with his wife) works full time. And a father of three who is just trying to survive. We discuss meal planning vs. winging it, how leftovers come into play, and when to just give up and order in. Could Tony possibly function as a basketball referee?

Today’s secret ingredient is: BIG FAT GUYS! The boys got together to talk about food contests, or as it’s more commonly known, a “Food Network Production Meeting.” After genuflecting at the altar of the Chairman and paying respects to Chen Kenichi, we moved on to societal concerns like making bad food on purpose and competitive eating disorders.

Also the guys play a round of the classic Sidebar game “Guess Things that Griff Looks up on the Internet” and try to determine the criteria for judging BBQ and Beer contests. Allez Cuisine!

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Those of us who weren’t born with looks, charisma, the most basic of social skills, etc. need a way to connect with people and, god forbid, get laid. Sometimes a perfectly cooked meal can make up for genetic flaws.

Today we’re talking about the meals that blow people away. Is it about the ingredients? Technique? Degree of difficulty? Whether it’s a big holiday meal or your third date closer, today we’re cooking to impress. Why am I saying rape so much?

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After the tragic and unexpected death of Tony Bourdain we discuss his life and legacy, how he changed food television and culture, and why his death resonated with so many. Plus an uncomfortable story about Brian flambeing while stoned.

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It’s a quiet night. Suddenly a thought enters your head. You know it’s bad for you but the harder you try to shake it the more it grabs hold of you. You’ll never be able to move forward until that craving has been sated! That’s not just the way you end up at a strip club on a Wednesday, it also happens with food!

We discuss the most craveable foods, how to prevent giving in and when to just day fuck it and gorge. Plus a review of what may be the best food porn of all time.

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If you follow food for any length of time, you’ll run into food that everyone says “YOU HAVE TO TRY THIS! YOU’LL LOVE IT!” But what if you don’t?

What are the foods/ingredients/restaurants that everyone seems to like but you? How do you handle arguments with those purists and do you just give up or do you continue to search until you find that magical version that makes you a believer. You’ve never tried my mushrooms…..or dick…..

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At some point, primitive man managed to cook with little more than sticks and an open flame, but oh how things of changed. Now it seems impossible to make a dish without a countertop full viagra vendita online of high tech equipment designed to do things you never knew needed to be done to food.

What are the most useful gadgets and what is just a waste of money and space. Plus, the infomercials that changed our lives. But wait, there’s more! Actually that’s about it.

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Remember that drawer your parents had in the kitchen, overflowing with menus from different pizza and Chinese joints eager to bring you a lesser version of what you could get in their restaurants? Oh how times of change. With a flick of your thumb and with virtually no interaction with another human being, a complete stranger will gladly bring you any kind of food available in your town within an hour or so. What are the do’s and don’ts of food delivery? What’s acceptable to pick up and take home? What should you just suck up and eat in a restaurant around other human beings? Plus, Tony explains how to use this feature when you live in barren, post apocalyptic Australia.

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After a long hiatus Table for Ate’s most popular product returns. It’s a Griff and Tony special. We are sure it hasn’t been worth the wait.

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A couple of apologies, Tonys laptop crap itself hence the delay and this is some of the worst audio we’ve dealt with in a long time.

So I know what you’re thinking, what do these three know about health food? Answer? NOTHING. And more than likely neither do you. We try to uncover what “healthy eating” really means, and why there are so many opposing views on the matter. We also dive in to the many diets Brian has tried through the years, and an expert guest dispels the myth that eating healthy makes you happy. Are we going to keep on talking like Tony isn’t sitting here?

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