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this week I goof on St. Paul and the Broken Bones and prove I can sing country if I wanted to. Then we dive head first into the new HBO docuseries "I Love You, Now Die."

music from this episode:

T. Model Ford-I'm insane

Richard Hell-betrayal takes two

this week I discuss some dipshit on Twitter that tricked a bunch of people into thinking he had medical debt and used the Venmo donations to buy his ex girlfriend sneakers. then I talk about the grift that is stand up comedy classes and give some actual advice you could use for free so you don't have to pay a failed comic to teach you how to be an open micer.

music from this episode:

los boys-angie

super mario bros. 3-castle theme

castlevania IV simon's theme

the bad boys are back. no ones safe in this episode. we browse the stand up comedy selection on Netflix and shit on most of it.

music in this episode:

Weezer-susanne

Aphex Twin-produk 29(101)

I felt like the last episode kinda sucked so I put this out to make up for it.

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music from this episode:

the cardigans-carnival

I was in a foul mood the first half of this one and am super angry and it shows. I snap on Dorian and then talk about how Regions Bank completely fucked me and also the Patreon subscribers as well. Then I go public about some comics that suck again. They're successful and will never hear this though so I'm a coward. You gotta subscribe to the Patreon to hear the open mic level shade.

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music from this episode:

mais que nada-Sergio Mendes & Brasil '66

two tone durag-Domo Genesis

this was originally a recording for Pod Thomas Anderson that we were gonna scrap and redo with Caleb, but I liked it too much to not put it out. so the format is setup like PTA where I just talk to him about his favorite movies and filmmakers etc.

title says it all

I taught Dorian what stolen valor is this week and it was fun

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