We are back and ready for business! A lot has happened since we last talked... Bailey is no longer applying to be on the bachelor (we call him Guy #2). Sarah on the other hand is following the yellow brick road (but it's red flags and a series of unfortunate events that has a very fun ending). Yikes.

At what age do we stop playing games? Can you date your best friends ex? How do you know when to stop seeing other people? ...Honestly we don't know the answers either, but listen to find out what we think!

We hope we aren't the only ones laughing...

We've been thinking about selling our toe pics, so we brought on an expert to tell us exactly how much they could be worth.

Ever wake up from a dream about your ex and wonder what it means? Us too, and we're here to give you all our thoughts on it (with no real psychological backing of course).

Celebrity news has us calling up our doctors... and our ex-boyfriends.

Quarantine has really gotten to us... we just want to hear ourselves talk at this point. This episode is everything from the new Netflix series "Love is Blind" to advice on how to regain your faith. Pour a large glass - you might need it.

We basically predict everything that's (now) already happened on the Bachelor, and give you all the advice you never asked for - but probably need!

If you've ever wanted to know exactly what it's like to have a tarot card reading - we've got you covered. We literally take you with us to get our cards read... the results force one of us to get deep in her feelings and the other to book a one-way trip to Wyoming. Listen to learn.

Are we just crazy, or have you done it too?